I got back last night and the front window is broken, the Oompa Loompas are screeching uncontrollably, my stash of bodies is all disheveled... those were a gift... I'm canceling Pizza Friday unless the perpetrator steps forward and sacrifices a hundred swine to the deep.
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Out of respect for my fellow user, sumpig-2 human sacrifices will be substituted.
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Don't blame me, I just found it like this.
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Dead bodies violates health codes. I couldn’t stand idle and stay silent.
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Editado por eeriearcade: 2/25/2024 9:10:37 AMWelcome back, Speaker! What terrible news. It’s a shame that some people have no respect for other people’s property. I blame society, schools, parents, politicians, television, video games, drugs, graffiti, skateboards, roller disco, Cliff Richard, fizzy Ribena and the dark web. However, I have faith that the criminal will be swiftly brought to justice (whoever that criminal may be, for I am innocent and unconnected to the crime in any way and could not possibly know any relevant details or have access to any information that could aid an investigation). [spoiler]Pretty sure it was [REDACTED] actually.[/spoiler]
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Editado por Sumpig-2: 2/23/2024 12:56:37 AM[quote]I'm canceling Pizza Friday unless the perpetrator steps forward and sacrifices a hundred swine to the deep.[/quote] 👨💻 [i]huh[/i]
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*sigh* I’ll go get Sumpig-2
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Sorry about that 😅 But on a brighter note, the Spider’s dead!
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Editado por Saint-14: 2/22/2024 3:27:54 AMWTF?!? Why do you have CORPSES IN YOUR PIZZERIA?
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What are you looking at us for? It was the cat.
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We have lived many a Friday without your “pizza.” You left us destitute, with no food, and no hope of the Friday to come. We shun your unholy practices… [spoiler]…but if you still wanna give us pizza that’s ok too 🥺 👉👈[/spoiler]
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Editado por ranma8x8: 2/21/2024 8:11:26 PM[quote]the front window is broken, the Oompa Loompas are screeching uncontrollably, my stash of bodies is all disheveled...[/quote]"I missed the part where that's my problem." [spoiler]...[/spoiler] [spoiler]Pizza time.[/spoiler] [spoiler](Welcome back Speaker)[/spoiler]