Actually we have to close a lot of doors cause our cat likes to bite charging cords and he even cut our phone cord by chewing on it. Idk how he hasn't been electrocuted yet.

[quote]You have no closed doors except for the ones to the outside. Not even the bathroom door.[/quote]We keep some doors closed, most notably the bathrooms (cats + toilets = bad combo), computer room (cats + wiring = bad combo) and bed room (cat hair on wife's pillow + her allergies = bad combo)... I let them sleep on the bed when she's out if town though, hehehe. [quote]Naps in the middle of the day are the warmest and cuddliest experiences in the world. Sleep at night on the other hand, is nonexistent.[/quote] Wait until they're older and play with them before bed. They'll keep quiet... or maybe we just have really well behaved cats. [quote]You just get out of the shower and you already have cat hair on you, like seriously it just appears out of nowhere.[/quote]This. So much this. [quote]You buy these expensive cat towers for them to play on, but they never climb on it and just play in the box it came in.[/quote]Pshaw, [url=https://i.imgur.com/KzXCqfy.jpg]I built my own Cat-Castle.[/url] Way cheaper and way more fun for both me and them. [quote]You can meow at the perfect pitch to mimic a cat, just so you can pretend to have conversations with them.[/quote]My cats can tell I'm faking it, so now I just go to YouTube and look up "cats meowing". Really f***s with their heads. Also, you forgot to add how all the pictures on your phone suddenly become cat pics. I don't know when or how that happened.

There is no such thing as a cat owner. You're either a cat co-exister or are owned by the cat.

...coming from a cat person who has 3 cats. This is all true

Everything except for the closed doors

My cat died after it got bitten by a snake.

Can confirm. Except the last one, sort of. My cat makes weird bird noises, so I will also make weird bird noises to get her attention.

I have 4 cats, used to be 5 but I think a coyote ate that one, not kidding or making humor, it was sad. Can confirm these, will do. [quote]You have no closed doors except for the ones to the outside. Not even the bathroom door. [/quote] I actually kind of close some of them so they don't vomit everywhere. [quote] Naps in the middle of the day are the warmest and cuddliest experiences in the world. Sleep at night on the other hand, is nonexistent. [/quote] I wouldn't know because my body does not sleep anymore. jokes aside, can confirm. the purring makes sleeping at night impossible. the back massaging they do is nice though. [quote] You just get out of the shower and you already have cat hair on you, like seriously it just appears out of nowhere. [/quote] So true. Makes going to karate class annoying because I have to pick the hairs off my perfectly-washed-and-dried gi. [quote] You buy these expensive cat towers for them to play on, but they never climb on it and just play in the box it came in. [/quote] Never bought a cat tower. They do use the sofa and punching bag as a cat tower though. Both full of picks and scratches. They also play with any box they find. [quote] You can meow at the perfect pitch to mimic a cat, just so you can pretend to have conversations with them.[/quote] Moaw. [u][i][b]*pestilent human noises trying to sound like a cat*[/b][/i][/u] Mouw? [u][i][b]MEOW MEOEW MEEWWW KITTY KITTY KITTYYYYYYYYYYY mwamwamwa[/b][/i][/u] Hissssssssssssssssss. [u][i] [b]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S GOING TO SCRATCH ME *runs frantically and trips on the tails of the other cats*[/b][/i][/u]

No You know your a cat owner when you buy a cat