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3/29/2017 9:48:29 PM
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Post about regular day to day stuff as if you're an advertiser
I thought of this by watching BazzaGazza and him advertising water™.
So, I'll start off with water™.
You do it with anything else.
Water™
Water™ is an AMAZING liquid! It helps people stay alive EVERY DAY. People have lived drinking water™ since forever! That's INCREDIBLE!
Water™ will keep your thirst quenched, and is cool and refreshing!
Essentially, water™ is life!
Water™, drink it up!
Your turn.
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Hello I’m Mike Lindell, inventor of the world’s most comfortable pillow: My Pillow. We all have the same problems sleeping at night: our pillows go flat. We end up folding our pillows over for support, using our arms, flip flopping all night long like a guppy; we wake up in the morning: we have sore necks, we have headaches, our arms are asleep, we feel like we need a nap in the afternoon even though we’ve slept 8 hours. Well with MY Patented Fill, wherever you move this Pillow, it will hold the exact position for you as an individual, and you will get the best night’s sleep of your life! It also stays cool: you don’t have to flip it to the cool side; it stays healthy for a full ten years and its warrantied not to go flat. AND you can throw it right in the washer and dryer just like your favorite blue jeans, and I personally guarantee its gonna to be the most comfortable pillow you will ever own...
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1 Respuesta*photo of attractive people having fun with product in hand*
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2 Respuestasmake me
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Editado por Sturm with no Drang: 3/30/2017 8:10:55 AM"Quaker Oats. There are different flavors. They are all [b]just fine[/b]." "Cut! Mr. Brimley, the line is actually Quaker Oats: the-" "-blam!- your lines, son. I know how to get a goddamn kid to eat its oatmeal."
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Editado por SuperStormDroid: 3/30/2017 2:29:15 AMInstructions unclear ...Error... Sick and tired of beautiful, lush plant life infesting the land? Want to turn it into a desolate plain like so, then we got the product for you! Introducing, Bohrok. The perfect island destroyers! ...Error... Data lost...
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