This has been my 96th suicide, I commit it almost every day. Whenever I am told to kill my self or (kys) I commit suicide. Now you may wonder if I have failed all of these attempts, you would be wrong. Almost all of my suicide attempts have been very successful and I just wanted to let you all know this. [spoiler]this is a shitpost[/spoiler] Edit(s) *thanks to Optimus Exo the number is now 97 *Deckin her halls made it 98 *Jeren Ward made it 99 *JGFSS333 has made me kill my self 100 times *Deadkittenpie(kys with that capitaization bs) has just made it 101 *MrMeister thnx for telling me to kill myself 102 *103 (From this point on I am taking requests on how you would like me to kill myself) *Minimum Fiend made it 104, thnx guis *tuckers baby officially makes it 105 *Bretzky makes it 106 but I have no style points so sry bud *failed attempt thanks to k1tty head *107 because of YUtubeMadGamer *108, I took a toast bath cause of The Josh *109, I fell of an edge as instructed by Kepp