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Editado por MurcSpyder: 3/6/2013 1:31:16 AM
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We must Ban Legalization

Flood/Off-Topic: It has come to the realization of the No Moar Problems Association, hereafter referred to as NMPA, that legalization has become a bane to the continued existence of mankind. Almost, if not all, political, social, and economic problems stem from some type of legalization or another, as well as further dividing people by having them taking opposing sides of legalization. All this legalization and debates on legalization have done nothing but further divide our great species. We must act quick to ban the legalization of anything and everything. We are the only species that legalizes things and the only ones that go at each other's throats for having the opposite view. Our fellow avian and furry and swimming friends have no need for things like legalization and they have gotten along just fine in the thousands and millions of years their respective species have been around. Crocodiles' ancestors and sharks' ancestors have feasted on dinosaurs and their descendants are still around. You know why? Because they have no legalization. They have effectively banned the practice, and were one of the first to do so. The success of any species depends on banning legalization. If one were to be dropped in a remote location with Dr. Dolittle and to interview the native fauna, they would each tell you their success has stemmed directly from not having any legalization. Now you may be sitting their at your monitor saying, "Mr. Murcielago, that doesn't seem likely." And I have to tell you, that I can't hear you talking to your monitor so you better type that nonsense out. And that you are wrong. Let's take a look, shall we? Soda, junk food, fatty food, greasy food etc.. All legal. And now many people are overweight. All these are banned by the other species and they are at the appropriate weight. Cars, airplanes, boating, trains, etc.. All legal. And we are polluting ourselves. None of the other species have to worry about polluting themselves. Hobbies and leisurely activities. Many are legal. And we have no time to spend with our loved ones. I've never seen any animal sit down to play Pokemon or video games over spending time with their cherished ones. Voting. Legal. People froth at the mouth for anyone opposing their views. Animals have never held elections and have no need for the vitriolic campaign commercials that come with the territory and yet they can manage their own economic, social and political affairs without that pesky thing called 'voting.' This is only a small portion of the problems legalization has caused to our great species. We must be quick to act like our fellow species and ban legalization. If we work to ban legalization, we will all have happy and brighter futures. The kind that is currently enjoyed by the rest of the species not known as [i]Homo sapien.[/i]

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