I hath been chosen by thy great Girraffalope to officiate the bloody game of gladiatorial company that is Rock, Papar, Scissor! Good people of offtopic, I have a answer you hath long been awaiting for. The winner of the Stache Wars! And I have the honor of humbly flexing mightily and telling you all the winner! *Picks up scroll and begins reading.* And the winner is..... ......Myself! Hah! You fools! You really trust me to officiate this without playing my own hand! While you where busy with your silly game I stole the Stache right from under your noses! I am the greatest thief to never exist! But worry not offtopic, for really I just Jest. The real winner is..... [spoiler].....[url=https://38.media.tumblr.com/3eda8e8deb392ee9a38d20855fcdedd5/tumblr_nukkme4SjA1tpwh7uo1_500.gif]This person people thing![/url][/spoiler]