I use to do pretty well both in the poker room in casinos and in house games. I haven't played in quite a while, though, so who knows how well I'd do now. I would definitely be a bit rusty, that's for sure.

This reminds me of that one saying "folks that think they can and folks that think they can't, are both usually right" or something like that.

I lose my pants whenever possible.

When I was around, 23 I want to say, me and my buddy took a trip up to the casinos after pay day. He just got fired, so we went out to celebrate. (We were both pretty out-of-control back then.) Show up in the afternoon and he wanted to hit up the slots. I hate slots. He immediately lost $200 within a few minutes. He asked me for $200, and me being tipsy and making poor irrational decisions, I'm like, alright he'll just get his money back. He did in fact not get ANYTHING back. Lost it all. I told him that I can't lend him anymore money, so he dipped into his savings. Shits getting too crazy. I go to penny slots to get free shots and bottlenecks smoking menthols chillin'. Tip the waitress a few times and win about $20 just bullshitting wanting free booze. Time goes by, we hit a couple card tables, cannot remember the games, but he made a couple 100 and quit when he was on top. Which is wild for him to have self-control. Go to the buffet and eat to sober up some. Head back to our hotel room, which was in the hotel and it was very cheap. We smoke and head back to the casino floor. I only have $50 bucks left till my budget is out. I'm feeling pretty good, so I head to the blackjack table feeling confident I'm gonna make bank. He's with me too. 15 minutes in and he lost all his cash again, and I'm breaking even. So I tell myself -blam!- it, all in on one bet. I went all in, I don't remember how many times, and went from $25 to $600 even. I'm like holy shit, what a night. I told my buddy I'm done and he's like, hey man give me that money and I promise I'll atleast double it at the Texas Hold 'Em table. I'm pretty blitzed not thinking reasonably and gave him the cash. Went back to the room and passed out. This man comes up in the room, wakes me up and is like look at this shit. I swear on my life this man slapped $3,000 on the table. Absolutely wild night I will never forget.

Deposited $20 on FTP back in 2009. Never had to redeposit. (Not counting transfers from when it was shut down)

I’m a child but I’m foldin’ these kiddos everyday if you know what I mean

I love poker! I always play with my family, and never for keeps though... I’m kinda good in that environment, but I have no idea how good I am up against people who [i]actually[/i] play. I imagine I’d be decent, but I wouldn’t be winning big or anything.

Blackjack is my favorite.