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5/24/2016 1:26:53 AM
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A dog showed up on my porch; what do I do?
I can't keep it because my family has too many dogs. It is a little puppy that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.
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2 RespostasFu[i]c[/i]k it... Obviously
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Let me in or microwave it
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Did you try this?
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15 RespostasWrong day.
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Dedicate an entire day to it
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3 RespostasSomeone needs to necro bump the original post. Sure it's against #Offtopic law, but it's tradition.
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1 ResponderSacrifice it, blend it, drink it
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2 RespostasPics or it doesn't exist
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1 ResponderNOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
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Step 1 pet the puppy Step 2 pet him more and call him little buddy Step 3 continue petting him and tell him that hes a good boy Step 4 keep the puppy and be his new PA-PA Step 5 race hik into a big and good boy Step 6 support him wile he is in college Step 7 when he graduates say "am proud of you son, you have always been the good boy Step 8 grow old and wait till he brings you grand children Step 9 die and tell him that you love him that the day he showed up tonur dore was the day you wore happy
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If you want a serious answer... [spoiler]Adopting it is unwise. It's a lot less money for you on account of caring for it and it could take a long time to potty train. The wisest idea is to call a local shelter that will take him/her, one that doesn't "put out" overdue residents and has a good chance of finding your mystery dog a home. If this fails, you could try and see if a trusted friend might take him/her in, though this is unlikely. Lastly, you could try and sell him, but this is incredibly risky and unadvised, this is a LAST RESORT METHOD. To avoid this course of action, it might work to care for the dog a short time until a shelter or someone you trust accepts it, but there's always the heartbreaking risk of getting attached.[/spoiler] If you want a stupid and unnecessarily sarcastic answer that isn't even funny... [spoiler]Look at literally any other comment from literally any other person.[/spoiler]
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Microwave it then feed it to a cat
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Drown it.
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Take the pupper
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Put it in a toaster
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What type of dog is it?
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PORCH DAY!!!!!!!!!! Almost here Yay!!!!!!!!!
