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Autistic meme that should die out already

Deez nuts were running on your chin.

His running mate is Anya Chin Top f*cking kek

Kanye West for president

Can people shut the -blam!- up about this? Ive heard it enough over the last 6 -blam!-ing months

I'm voting for trump:D

Here we see our daily 12 year old

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i mean

I knew people where stupid in this country but I didn't think it was this bad.

Shit man

A 15 year old can't run for president. It's in the freaking constitution. You have to be 35 years old.

Still better than Trump

Please keep that meme in 2k14

There's something wrong with the United States when running for president is a joke.

the -blam!-?

America will lose all respect from any country in the world if this guy wins

If you think about it Donald trump is just like hitler. He brain washed the Germans to thinking the the Jewish people are the worth possible thing ever. Donald trump is doing the same thing with the Mexicans, he's saying that we bring rapist, drugs, etc making the Mexican people look like bad people just like what Hitler did to the Jews .

This makes me want to leave this planet

This thread is where all the teenagers come out to show their support for absolute retards.