[b][i]What if[/i][/b] half way through Final Shape, the game just stops, every players screen briefly goes black while getting booted via every error code into Orbit and the game just ends right there.
Furiously everyone scours the entire internet until Bungie leaves a mysterious audio recording uploaded to the outdated Halo Forums. You hear the panicked voice of The Main Bungie Developer and strange explosions and screaming in the background.
[i]"Dear players, we apologize, the poor outdated Tiger Engine couldn't handle it, it just went through too much stuff, the spaghettification had gone too far. The Servers have accidentally deleted themselves, ITS HERE, TELESTO HAS TAKEN OVER, ITS BROKE THE FOURTH WALL AND IS SENTIENT, IT IS SO ANGRY!
HEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!" (Audible screams)[/i]
(Evil Robotic chattering) [b].......fzzzz....I AM TELESTO, I AM THE FINAL SHAPE! [/b]
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As long as I wasn’t in the middle of something, I would actually find this quite entertaining.
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Lololol 🤣🤣
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Telesto gets unfunnier every year.
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Yeah, sure. That's so funny. That's sarcasm btw
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The ones that don't smoke that pipe like you do don't find this funny chief.
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Then, I guess Skynet, I mean [b]Telesto[/b], declares war on the human race and launches simultaneous nuclear attacks across the globe turning us to ashes in a brilliant flash of light and none will be left to post a barrage of complaints on the Destiny forum; picturing it now, it seems almost peaceful.
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-blam!- Telesto. 😡
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Cause Telesto is just sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo -blam!- funny