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Edytowany przez użytkownika Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the outfitter good old Eva killed herself
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Yo mama is so fat, her gravitational pull keeping the traveler from leaving
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61 OdpowiedziYo momma so fat she fills the gaps in the destiny storyline
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Yo mama so fat when she put on chatterwhite and the speaker said " There are two travelers? Illumi-Bungie confirmed."
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Yo mama is so cheap, she gives you rate items for your legendary engrams
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2 OdpowiedziYo mama so ugly, she's the reason dark blade keeps the lights off.
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Edytowany przez użytkownika ThinkGod: 11/3/2015 12:00:34 AMYo mama so fat when she joins a crucible game the kill feed pops up with a message that says..... [spoiler]you are forever lost in the dark corners of time.[/spoiler]
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The necro is real
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Yo mamma is so fat she steped in front of me on vog and I started yelling cleanse. Yo mamma is so fat crota thought she was an oversoul. Yo mamma is so fat she jumped in poe and I tried to dismantle her. Yo mamma is so ugly I mistook her for a lighteater ogre when I jumped off my platform. This has been yo mamma raid edition.
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Necrobump
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1 OdpowiedźEdytowany przez użytkownika Breenk(Forklift certified): 10/25/2015 11:51:39 PMYour mama so ugly not even oryx would take her
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4 OdpowiedziYo mama so fat atheon couldn't fit her in the dark corners of time
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1 OdpowiedźEdytowany przez użytkownika ClassyGit: 10/27/2015 9:10:13 AMYour momma's so fat she thought the Dreadnaut was a Baby Ruth and ate it
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Edytowany przez użytkownika noobjimmypop: 10/27/2015 9:40:37 AMYo mommas so stupid she went to orbit before killing oryx at the final sequence and wondered why she didn't get any loot. Yo mommas so fat when she sits in golgoroths puddle, he drowns. Yo mommas so stupid she dismantles exotic engrams. Yo mommas so ugly Bungie made her face a halloween mask. Yo mommas so fat she's the next 3 planets coming in DLCs. Yo mommas so fat for all other guardians it says "returning to yo momma" Yo mommas so ugly... Atheon jumped off the ledge, Crota stabbed himself, Skolas shot himself in the face with his scorch cannon and Oryx went to orbit. Yo momma, these yo momma jokes are wack! Haha
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Yo mama so fat when she opens her legs everyone mistakes it for golgoroths back
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Yo momma so fat that when she stood next to atheon she pushed him off Yo momma so hot when you shoot SmoggyPluto's jellohorn at her it backfires and wolfpack rounds up your butthole.
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Your momma's so fat, the traveller Orbited her for signs of life
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3 OdpowiedziYo momma so ugly even the gjallahorn won't track her Yo momma so ugly, all the pistons in Oryxs wall of dicks go limp Yo momma so ugly the Templar jumped off the edge on his own Yo momma so stupid she took her telegram to the cryptarch Yo momma so ugly Skolas turned himself in so he could avoid her Yo momma so ugly the darkness went away Yo momma so fat the fallen call her the house of lard.
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Edytowany przez użytkownika A Titan: 10/27/2015 9:05:02 AMYour mamas so fat she's oryxs super weapon . Your mama's so fat she's the one that caused the collapse Your mama's so fat she broke all six fronts Yoyr mama's so fat even Oryx wouldn't hit that Your mama's so fat even a sunbreaker wouldn't one shot her.
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Yo mama is so fat, she dont fit in some of the doors around in her house, while you play Destiny.
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2 OdpowiedziYour mamas so old even the vex don't have her timelinw
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Yo momma so ugly she entered the tower and every vendor screamed out this one is not like the others.
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Yo momma's so fat her Jackolytes turned into Jackoheavies.
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5 OdpowiedziGot a few oldies. Yo momma so fat, Valus Ta'arch had to reload to kill her. Yo momma so fat, when she wears Chatterwhite, she's mistaken for the Traveler. Yo momma so fat, when she joined a crucible match, Lord Shaxx cried out YOU'RE CRUSHING THEM! I thought I had more but I've forgotten them.
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1 OdpowiedźYo mama so dumb, she tried to fix her sparrow with the Mida Multi Tool.
