Me as a Christian, I have respect for: •Islam •Hinduism •[u]Atheists[/u] •Buddhism •All other branches of Christianity •People who don't care •All other religions that I didn't mention Now, who do I dislike? •Anti-Theists Good day!

ITS SO FAKE BECAUSE *opens mouth to say the last word than hears a hard stomp almost deafening. I jump up in shock and look into the space that I heard the noise came from. I stop in utter terror and hear a single phrase "have you see me music box" the accent was perfect thick heavy Scottish. I think to myself I only know one foul creature that makes that noise. That sound comes from the legend and his name is Walrus Walgreens. As I think the last word in my mind the door splits in half as fog slowly creeps in like Ebola. Than a large ginger man on all four legs creeps in sniffing at an impressive rate almost inhuman like. My eyes adjust to him and gaze upon his masculine body. He is completely naked and peeing at an incredible rate like he's pushing really hard and about to pop a vessel or nipple. His pupic hair is straightened as it looks like by a curling iron. Or whatever it's called. Then his hair is a straight line down the middle of his scalp all the down to his rectum and all the way back up to his mouth. Perfect symmetry I think to admire his perfect work. Then terror reaches to me, as he slowly bear crawls to me and says " I can't seem to find it no matter what I do" his accent is splendid. He starts to release liquid poop almost with no hesitation I can't believe this, wow this man is so talented and so cool. He reaches inches from by face. He's on just two legs now, impressive I think to my self. He's peeing on me now it's hot to the touch but now it's cooling over time. His amazing poop is now creeping up to my shoes and is smells like freshly cut grass. I like the smell he has a cool diet. But it's been like 10min and he's still going strong but now he's whisper very delicately. "I give you to the count of five to find me music box" I smile because I really want to hear this man ls music. It's probably prince or the Cory in the house theme song or something. So I say ok and in and instant the Scottish miracle leaps on to my wall as his constant shitting and peeing intensifies to rates I never seen before on this planet. So he counts down fast and I run around sloshing in his chunky liquid grass with corn the corn is oddly blue I want to ponder this more but I need to find his box of uptown funk. He stops counting and says "I warned yea laddie" I said to this perfect beast "warned me of what?" He leaps so fast and I sits on my face. His butt is sweating like a mother and his cheeks are round as if it he has belt sanded his own cheeks for this arrival. I am being drowned by freshly cut liquid grass corn and his rectums hairs are tightening around my neck and he is laughing and pushing harder as the liquids are forced down my throat. All I hear is "oops spaget cigarette juice" then I get swallowed into darkness and my last thoughts are "I wouldn't have wanted it any better." [spoiler]I will never forgetti[/spoiler]

Okay allow me to educate a lot of people on here. A theory in the scientific community would be above a law if their was a hierarchy. Meaning ladies and gentleman a theory is more proven than a law. Fun fact! Gravity is a law. So guess what the Theory of Evolution is more proven than gravity. Now if you must keep babbling about your "God" please do so with some form of knowledge.

I can't stop reading the comments, this is hilarious.. People arguing that the big hand in the sky is real when the only evidence towards it is a book full of shit with tales of humans living 999 years (Adam and Eve)

Mega bump

To be honest if you don't understand the mechanics and the science to how the theory works even if you do believe it, its the same as putting in blind faith to something. That blind faith is in scientific theory, which is the best source for understanding, [arguable] but it isn't concrete. So I wouldn't berate others who disagree with it until it reaches a point where it's not able to be argued. [i.e fact].

I'm sorry but if you believe that someone is an idiot for that than you must be uneducated

Theories havnt been proven…

Sorry that was before my time. If you were there then all I have to say is.... Show pics or it didn't happen!

You have to be shotting me Based on science you cant even say the big bane happened The scientific theory is pretty much summed up as: if its not repeatable and no body witnessed it it is not fact and mine as well have not happened If you choose to believe the big bane theory happened then that is by faith Which is no different then the christians and there faith

If you deny the Big Bounce Therory, you're dumb. The only flaw I see about the Big Bang is how did the singularity get there.

The scary thing is that if the Big Bang can create a universe, who's to say it doesn't have the Power to destroy it?

You cant creat something out of nothing