Here's the situation:
>le me, the awkward teen likes a girl
>heard she likes me too
>cantreallytellifitstrue.png
>not sure what to do
>ask friends for help, but they suck
>come to forums as last resort
>help
EDIT: thanks for all the advice guys, and to LIGHTZEAL: -blam!- you
EDIT2: wow 100 replies! Thanks for all your support and advice, and again LIGHTZEAL: -blam!- you
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[quote][b][i][u] TOAST/ENVELOPE[/u][/i][/b][/quote] 60% of the time it works, every time ;)
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13 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika Hot Salsa: 1/12/2015 12:47:34 AMGo for it, man. Ask to hang out with her and get to know her. Then shush her violent protests while you slowly whisper sweet love poems into her ear while you slit her throat to sacrifice her body to the demons below (ignore that last part) [spoiler]btw, girls love Netflix and a good batch of popcorn[/spoiler] (Xbox/PS3: UltiGGBri)
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Just go up to her, talk to her, and then just out of the blue, ask her if she likes you. (BTW, I have never done this, so if you find other advice that looks pretty useful, use that)
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3 Odpowiedzi[quote]>le me[/quote] Let me stop you right there, pal. You are already cringy on an internet forum, so chances are you are cringy in real life, just try to talk to her here and there, start to contact her on social media, and send me the nudes once you get them. [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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7 OdpowiedziGirls are a tremendous waste of time. Focus on your future. Become the next bill gates or something.
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1 OdpowiedźGets em every time
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toast/envelope
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Go [quote]Eyy bby u wan sum…[spoiler]Mayo?[/spoiler][/quote]
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Toast/envelope
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2 Odpowiedzi[quote]>le me[/quote] Considering that you said this, you probably won't be able to get her anyways. Just give up m8
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1 OdpowiedźGo to an Internet forum to ask for dating advice.
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Toast/envelope 150% works never fails
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You've thanked us for the advice 2 times. But did you ask her out already?
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Go forth with confidence, but not so much confidence you sound arrogant. Meh, grey area girls.
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1 OdpowiedźStop being a pussy Everyone here is going to tell you to go for it
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I'm sure it's been said, but toast/envelope has worked for me.
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1 OdpowiedźShove your dick in her mouth
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2 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika joibasta: 1/12/2015 12:19:45 PMYou like girls too! *High fives op* *Misses* *slapps ops face* I CAN FIX THIS *slaps own face* *starts bleeding* *Makes ops face bleed* *Cuts to deep* *Op tongue falls out* *Cuts out own tongue* *smashes own tooth* *Smashes ops tooth* *blood gets in our mouths* *We Get aids* *op Dies of cancer* *T-bags* *Dies of cancerous cancer* *gets buried with op* *they think we're a gay couple* *ghost cry*
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3 OdpowiedziJust follow these simple steps 1.[spoiler]lol forget it she's a girl and understanding them is about as easy as soloing the vault of glass with the no land beyond and an angry cat on your head[/spoiler]
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2 OdpowiedziGrow some f[b]u[/b]cking balls and ask her out. Kids these days make things way to complicated.
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Man up and ask her for some -blam!-. Little fig.
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Yeet. Is all you have to say.
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You came here cus your friends suck. Sorry but I don't think this will be better bud
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Well it's worth a try! Don't be such a pussy, suck it up and go ask her out.
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Goose Honk: 1/12/2015 11:57:48 AMask her at. be a gentleman. give her a rose. kiss her[spoiler]correct at to out[/spoiler]
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http://new2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/M+aileron+_d87eba9a0b4462ea7422b9da9cbc7c3f.gif *tips plane wing*