Every year I go into what you humans would call "heat". Every year the desire grows stronger, to feel the touch of a strong dominant male ad he makes me his. Every year I am left unsatisfied because I am surrounded by you puny incompetent humans. The only other member of my species on this planet has turned gay, so he won't help me out.
I've been storming around my dwelling in frustration because of the ever-present unsatisfied desire. It's like a constant tingling, an itch that I cannot scratch. It is a burning fire within my blood. It is going to get worse and soon I will barely be able to form a coherent thought as every cell in my body yearns for release. I will not be surprised if I am unable to move tomorrow morning as my sense of touch will be amplified 3 fold. The slightest movement will make me squirm with need....yet nobody will come take me. The dreams don't help either. It's as if my own body is teasing me, tormenting me with fantasies. What shall I do?
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#Offtopic
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When will these dinosaurs shut up and die
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*loads crossbow* "Incompetent Humans"? Shit just got real.
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1 OdpowiedźUse grunts.
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1 OdpowiedźEdytowany przez użytkownika Vien 'Quitonm: 6/3/2014 5:50:14 AMLooking for me? I am not wishing to mate with you..
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Use chairs for now. I'll be there soon,
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Xenos scum.
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1 OdpowiedźYou are a heretic extraterrestrial, and an enemy to the Imperium of Man. Leave this planet.
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6 OdpowiedziI... Have nothing..
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I could help you with that ;)
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1 Odpowiedź"I saw a kid...couldn't be more than 6 or 7...he was f-ing reapers....dead reapers...
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You are going to need a square table.
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What do you think you are again?
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( ͡°_ʖ ͡°)
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4 OdpowiedziI AM SURE THAT A MGALEKGOLO COULD FILL THE ROLE OF A SANGHEILI.
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I got this
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U WOT M8? YOU TALKIEN SHIT TO MEH MUM?
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The cringing
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I am | | <-----this close to shooting myself
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2 OdpowiedziI might be able to help you out. Are you an equine?
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1 OdpowiedźReads like a story i read once.
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Just the way I want you.
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1 Odpowiedź#destiny #sexuallyrepressedpreteens #aka #hornyboys
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Is this shit still going on?
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Go take a cold shower you animal, er, horn dog, er, grill, table top? What ever the hell you are!
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Ktan_Dantaktee: 5/24/2014 5:30:43 PM... TMI Jane, TMI.