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4/8/2014 5:33:57 PM
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Awful Puns
My brothers, what are some of the worst puns that managed to embed into your minds?
I have a nice example:
What is the only stunt that I am able to perform on a motorcycle?
[spoiler]A Sangwheelie. ^==^[/spoiler]
English
#Offtopic
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1 Odpowiedź•= • I'm holding Rtas Vadum hostage. Come and save him, or he gets a beam rifle stuck up his rectum.
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1 Odpowiedź"I'm really excited for the new Hitman game. I'm a big fan of the series." "I heard it was gonna be a hit, man."
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I can't stand fish based puns, they are always carp and seem to be just for the halibut. [spoiler]Sorry.[/spoiler]
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My sister was putting her dog in her cage the other day Me: Is she allowed her sticks in there? Her: No Me: Then I guess it will be A stickless cage Her: -_-
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2 OdpowiedziMickey Mouse stood before the judge waiting for the verdict on his divorce case. "Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce. Although you claim she is crazy, the court has found Minnie Mouse to be mentally competent," proclaimed the judge. "But your Honor," he said, "I didn't say Minnie was crazy. I said she was -blam!-ing Goofy!"
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1 OdpowiedźGerman puns about sausages are [spoiler]die Wurst[/spoiler]
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2 OdpowiedziGuy 1: "HELP! SOMEONE GOT STABBED!" Guy 2: "Oh dear, that's forking horrible!" Guy 1 "..." Guy 2 "What? To spoon?"
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Edytowany przez użytkownika ScarecroP: 4/23/2014 4:58:04 PMThere are 69 replies, no one post! EDIT: Dammit.
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THAT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD PUN...
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Let's make like sheep and get the flock out of here. Make like a tree and leaf.
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One day a bunch of monks set up a flower stand outside of the Playboy mansion. Mr. Hefner wanted them off his property, so he sent one of the bunnies out to ask them to leave. They didn't. Thinking he may need to be more professional, he next sent his lawyer to ask them to leave, but they still wouldn't. Finally, he spoke to the holy men in person and asked them to move their flower business elsewhere, and they finally left. It seems that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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I'll calc-u-later!
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Patrick Fitzgerald, and Gerald Fitzpatrick. They are gay.
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14 OdpowiedziBill and Bob walked into a bar. Bill asked the bartender, "Can I have some H2O, please?" Bob said, "I would like some H2O, too." Bob died.
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? [spoiler]Ten-tickles Ha Ha Ha Ha[/spoiler]
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Elrond Hubbard: 4/8/2014 6:52:12 PMWhat do you call a camel with no humps? [spoiler]Humphrey[/spoiler]
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Edytowany przez użytkownika MickizM: 4/23/2014 10:43:37 AMIve posted it before but here goes. What did the man at the beach say to michael Jackson [spoiler]get out of my sun[/spoiler]
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I tried I think of a pun about a famous German philosopher, but I Kant. [spoiler]kekekekek[/spoiler]
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5 OdpowiedziMuy vien!
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Zavala's Pet Cat: 4/23/2014 2:32:20 PMThat was funny. Nope no punny puns here. sry.
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This is pun-ishment.
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1 OdpowiedźA [b]holla cost[/b]s you know ! [spoiler]probably doesnt make sense but still wanted to do it dont report me if you are jewish it was stuck in my head [/spoiler]
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Damn thats pretty punny.
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That wasn't too bad of a pun to me.
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This was so stupid and hilarious, I have to bump it again.
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This actually cracked me up irl.
