The battle for Helm's Deep is over. The battle for Middle-Earth is about to begin.
Our hopes now lie with two little Hobbits, somewhere in the wilderness.
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#Offtopic
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don;t trend on me';
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1 OdpowiedźSauron was basically Starscream to Morgoth's Megatron.
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Your name is Smaug the Great, But you keep quoting Gandalf ;_;
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3 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika God: 1/3/2014 8:01:13 PMHow is your name pronounced again? Is it smahg or smowug?
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1 Odpowiedź[quote]Sauron's wrath[/quote] so? [quote]will be terrible,[/quote] so? [quote]his retribution swift.[/quote] so? [quote]The battle for Helm's Deep is over.[/quote] so? [quote]The battle for Middle-Earth is about to begin.[/quote] so? [quote]Our hopes now lie with two little Hobbits, somewhere in the wilderness.[/quote] so?
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Edytowany przez użytkownika BannedChakas: 1/4/2014 9:59:31 PMA friend came up with this one. He didn't even get it right.
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Oh, Sam. How i've always wanted to toss your salad.
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3 OdpowiedziAfter the Desolation of Smaug movie, I dunno why they don't just send Legolas to Barad-dur to take Sauron out in single combat. Dude is unstoppable.
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7 OdpowiedziI call being King Ellessar
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1 OdpowiedźDude, nobody gives a sh*t.
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Edytowany przez użytkownika BloodRaven52455: 1/3/2014 10:10:08 PMStop -blam!-ing quoting Gandalf you filthy -blam!-ing -blam!-. Go -blam!-ing suck Boromirs dead dick while getting rammed in the ass by Faramirs huge cock. All while skiing Sam and Frodo's dicks and getting shit on by Gimli.
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Shut up dobby
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I still haven't seen the first Hobbit, but I have it recorded and will watch eventually.
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2 OdpowiedziOh, hai! This is reality speaking. You're not actually a dragon.
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1 OdpowiedźSauron was defeated by a 3 foot midget with a ring. His wrath is laughable and his retribution is nonexistent.
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1 OdpowiedźEdytowany przez użytkownika Ossku: 1/3/2014 2:40:51 PM...and point was never seen again.