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7/25/2013 1:23:18 AM
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Repent, Liberal Scum
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
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#Offtopic
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gOLD :)
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Hey copypasta! Where's my fork?
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12 Odpowiedzi*sniff *Sniff... Hey, you guys smell that? [spoiler]Smells like bullshit[/spoiler]
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10/10. Love the rock quote.
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[quote]A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist[/quote] You'd think that people would notice the copypasta from the first 7 words of the OP. Again, old but gold.
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Was this simply an attempt to anger as many groups as possible?
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Edytowany przez użytkownika DocSmurf: 7/26/2013 10:34:16 PM[quote]”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”[/quote] I know this is pasta, But that is so hilariously wrong it shouldn't even exist on the internet and there are there's some pretty misleading stuff on the internet.
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lol yesh
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One of my favorite copypastas.
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[quote]God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country[/quote] 10/10 ^_^
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1 OdpowiedźI'm liberal and I think that's hilarious.
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Every single thing in this copy pasta is gold. 10/10 Never gets old.
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-blam!-ing LOL
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I couldn't stop laughing while reading the thread... Well played.
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This copypasta really never gets old. 10/10, my good sir!
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3 OdpowiedziSomeone has a big case of buthurt
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8/10 First time reading it, pretty funny.
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lel 6/10
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I remember this. 8/10 for still being funny.
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[b]Damn[/b] this still holds up today.
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The Hebrew word [u]Yom[/u] that is used for day means a [u]period of time[/u]. So it could leave room for billions of years.
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Lol. 7/10
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Good show man, good show.
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5 Odpowiedzi[quote]”How old is this rock, pinhead?” The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian” ”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now” [/quote] I stopped right here.. I'm not a liberal or a liberal lover.. But one thing is for sure.. Evolution works and there is much more physical evidence to support it.
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10/10. Even if copy pasta. I loved it.
