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#Gaming
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2 OdpowiedziA person goes back in time and prevents Halo from being created. In turn, this forum post ceases to exist.
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1 OdpowiedźWas playing Battlefront 2 at 2am when I should be in bed. My mom walks in and I ran to the bed as fast as possible. [spoiler]She didn't see me. I went back to playing.[/spoiler]
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3 OdpowiedziRed Dead Redemption 2 delayed until 2018. The end.
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1 OdpowiedźIt was late and I was in a fog. [spoiler]I ran over the Taco Bell dog.[/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźWake up naked in a wet, cold cellar. Note on floor reads "welcome to the -blam!- dungeon"
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1 OdpowiedźEdytowany przez użytkownika Cho: 10/30/2016 11:22:44 AM*before the release of Taken King* Activison walks into Bungie studios. "Bungo my old friends, we need to talk to you about microtransactions"
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6 OdpowiedziYou wake up in your bed. HUNTSMAN SPIDERS ALL OVER YOU
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In the future, there are millions of TV channels. [spoiler]But nothing to watch.[/spoiler]
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EA reveals exciting news. Online passes are making a comeback!
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Everyone is finally on the payload, and you're about to win. "DIE, DIE, DIE!"
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1 OdpowiedźYou walk in and look at the clock. [spoiler]It's High Noon[/spoiler]
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You wake up, and hear the sound of laughter. But you live alone.
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The last person on Earth, is sitting in a room. There's a knock at the door...
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You wake up to the sound of babies crying You dont have any children
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2 OdpowiedziScientist creates time machine which malfunctions. 2016 never ends.
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1 OdpowiedźHillary wins the election. Putin, in response, pushes the big red button.
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Edytowany przez użytkownika What I Look Like: 10/28/2016 9:27:24 PMI got home from work and ran immediately to the toilet, my asshole aflame with the fires of a forgotten Taco bell lunch. I sat and emptied myself of the foul burning depths of hell, and as I was sweating I casually reached over to the toilet paper roll... [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler]sp00ky[/spoiler]
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I'm in a dark room playing COD. the end.