Bill is putting his young daughter to bed one night and as he walks out the bedroom door he hears her saying her prayers. She says, “God bless mommy, daddy, and grandma, rest in peace grandpa.”
Bill rushes back into her bedroom and asks her, “Why did you say the last part?” His daughter replies, “Because I needed to.” The next day, grandpa dies of a heart attack. Bill is worried about his daughter but thinks, “It must just be a sad coincidence.”
That night he tucks his daughter into bed again and once again he hears her saying her prayers. She says, “God bless mommy and daddy, rest in peace grandma.” Bill is now really worried and thinking to himself, “Can my daughter really see into the future?” The next day, grandma dies and now Bill is convinced his daughter can predict the future.
For the rest of the week nothing happens, but on the Sunday night as Bill leaves his daughter’s bedroom he waits outside and listens for any more prayers. Sure enough, he hears her say, “God bless you mommy, rest in peace daddy.” Now Bill is really panicking and thinking, ‘”Oh God, I’m going to die tomorrow!”
The following day Bill is in a complete mess all day in work; a real nervous wreck. He constantly checks the clock, looks around the room and is on edge all the time expecting to die at any moment. He is so nervous that he doesn’t leave the office until it’s past midnight. Once it turns midnight he says to himself with relief, “How is this possible? I should be dead!” He goes home and walks into the house to find his wife sitting on the sofa with a scared look on her face. She asks him, “Where have you been? What took you so long?”
Bill replies, “Listen honey, today I haven’t had the best of days” and he is just about to tell her what has happened when she starts crying and bursts out, “I saw the mailman die yesterday!”
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#Offtopic
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I laughed. [spoiler]see you all in hell.[/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźSo.. did she still check her mail or nah...?
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1 Odpowiedźinb4maury
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1 OdpowiedźYour vagina to the gym today and it was the best of the year and I don't know how you feel better soon after he had to do it again I have to go back and I don't know how much you mean to you in a while ago but the only thing that would have to go back
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2 OdpowiedziCyanide and happiness?
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Well, shit that's a lot like that one Cyanide and Happiness episode.
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Holy shit XD
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Wow Plot twist
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4 OdpowiedziThat title is like buzzfeed levels of clickbait
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1 OdpowiedźThats some dark humor there bud.
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Lord Headass: 6/24/2016 11:53:28 PM
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Gr8 b8 m8
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No regrets.
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Bravo, my friend, bravo.
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1 OdpowiedźThat is the most tasteless thing I've seen all-day.
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oh, so the horse's name was Friday!
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2 OdpowiedziToo long for such a lame punchline.
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13 OdpowiedziScrolled down because OP wrote a life time story. I turned 89 because of half of this somewhat long story.
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So damn good :3
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Special Delivery!
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1 OdpowiedźOh...wow
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6 OdpowiedziI don't get it 🤔
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5 Odpowiedzilmfao! ahhhh hell, i needed a good laugh. So THIS is "offtopic". I like this shit