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Edytowany przez użytkownika Owl:
6/8/2016 9:11:20 PM
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Just saw some furry kid at the barber shop...
Today, 30 minutes ago, I witnessed an unfortunate scene. Some kid walkes in, no older than 10, with wolf ears and a clip on tail. His poor mother. He licked his wrist and did the thing cats do, flattening his right ear. As he was going to get his hair cut, his mother told him to take off his ears.
Bad idea.
Profuse screaming ensued; you would think he'd just been gutted by a rusty shovel. It was like vaporwave, but on steroids. Soft, 10-year-old brain tumor sized steroids. He started wimpering, and babbling about -blam!- and child abuse.
Never have I seen anything more cringeworthy.
Discuss.
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This has become my most popular post. Lets move for 250?
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Wow, 400 replies. Well done.
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Nearly 450, nice work.
EDIT: Wonderful, nearly 500 replies.
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11 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika Asharru: 6/7/2016 1:02:55 AM[u][i][b]WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FURRY AND A WATERMELON[/b][/i][/u] [spoiler][u][i][b] ONE'S FUN TO SMASH WITH A HAMMER; THE OTHER ONE'S A WATERMELON[/b][/i][/u][/spoiler]
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6 OdpowiedziE621 is a great website. Trust me. [spoiler]make sure you have bleach ready before hand[/spoiler]
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11 OdpowiedziGuys, stop saying that we should kill it. We should experiment on it first.
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18 OdpowiedziPics or I can't jerk off....
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[Quote]EDIT: This has become my most popular post. Lets move for 250? EDIT: Wow, 400 replies. Well done. (Minor) EDIT: Nearly 450, nice work. EDIT: Wonderful, nearly 500 replies.[/quote] This is more sad IMO then the actual story. You sound very desperate and sad.
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I hope you don't mean he had tumors under the ears, I read it like that the first time
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That's even more cringe worthy than seeing a little kid's mom ask a Gamestop employee about a game's content.
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Hell yeah mate
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Ayy lma
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9 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika BiAtBest: 6/6/2016 5:19:15 PMSo why in the name of creation is a -blam!-ing 10 year old taking being a furry this far? Sweet Jesus, the ones that do this kind of shit really do make things worse for everyone (especially those within their fandom). With that said, the real question here is why the -blam!- is this kid getting away with acting out of control? Parents, please, [i]discipline your children.[/i] I mean seriously, your kid is already walking around acting like a -blam!-in' dweeb pretending to be an animal, don't let your child control you by throwing a tantrum like one. Letting your child go apeshit, let alone in public over something so petty, is inexcusable. Why is it that kids these days can act like fools and get away with being spoiled over sensitive brats? -blam!-, this is the kind of shit that drives me up the walls. I can understand that you're okay with letting your kid dress like this (which is bad enough IMHO) but letting him actually behave like an animal [i]and[/i] letting him go nuts over nothing is just unacceptable. You know what happened to kids who acted like this in school, let alone highschool, back in my day? They got their asses beat and/or were shunned. They became people who shut themselves in their rooms and became engrossed in living life online instead of in reality. Don't let your kid become one of those kids, it didn't end well for them and it won't end well with him. [spoiler] Discipline your kids, people, be a -blam!-ing [b]parent[/b]. Being a parent means actually parenting your kids, not being their friend to the point of letting them act like -blam!-ing idiots.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Also, this kid had the audacity to accuse his mother of -blam!- and child abuse? Damn it, woman, [b]DISCIPLINE YOUR CHILD [/b][/spoiler]
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2 Odpowiedzi1. Fill large Super Soaker with bleach (the one you have to pump a ton of times) 2. Pump vigorously for five straight minutes 3. Duct tape furry to wall 4. Pry open its mouth 5. Blast bleach into mouth
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7 OdpowiedziI'm hyped for Holocaust 2: Furry Edition
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Most if not all times I write "lol" I actually just smirked or maybe breathed out my nose slightly more than usual. [i]This?[/i] This made me laugh
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14 OdpowiedziKid probably had major issues not related to the furry thing. Most of us are fairly normal.
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*sighs* well...
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I woulda told the barber to cut my throat and put me out of my misery.
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11 OdpowiedziHe must've been furryous.
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You should have ran up and taken them off and ran out
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2 OdpowiedziI would smack that little shit
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7 OdpowiedziThat ain't no Furry.... That is far worse than a Furry.. [spoiler]That's an Otherkin...[/spoiler] [spoiler]😳🔫[/spoiler]
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21 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika The slothbear: 6/7/2016 8:53:17 PMWe should commit genocide on furrys
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39 Odpowiedzi
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We need another genocide
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3 OdpowiedziThe Feds better hurry and make a law to save him from feeling different and tell us what bathroom he will be in
