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Edytowany przez użytkownika Hypothermia:
5/24/2016 12:09:13 AM
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Destiny "Porn" Videos Get Me In Trouble With Wife
I like to record gameplay videos in case something cool/terrible/glitchy happens while I am playing. If I decide a video is a keeper, I rename it and drop it into my Destiny (total stripper/porno name) folder.
Soooo, my wife was in my office the other day and I must have left my Destiny folder open on the desktop with file names like "From Behind #1, From Behind #2, From Behind #3" "Double Exotics" and "Hammered Hard."
Later that night, we are getting ready for bed and, I kid you not, here comes the "So who is Destiny" questions and the "like it from behind and hammered hard?" comments.
Pro-Tip: DO NOT LAUGH when this happens. It just makes it worse.
(I had to explain the game, and show her the videos to get out of it.)
True story. Please, feel free to laugh at my expense. :^)
[i][b]*EDIT* [/b][/i]
For the few people that say "[i]funny but fake[/i]" or stuff like "[i]your wife should know what games you are playing or heard of Destiny by now[/i]" here's the deal: I'm 47 and I've been married for 26 years. Like most of you, I play a lot of video games but my wife could care less which games they are...there is no "Destiny," "The Division" "Overwatch" or "DOOM"...they are just "video games" to her.
It's the same way with our cars, I have a restored big block 1970 Camaro (she has a 1971 El Camino) that I am always working on, upgrading and tweaking. She sees me under the hood all the time, she might even know that I am replacing a carburetor, etc. etc. but she couldn't tell you what make / model / brand of the carb I am installing. It's the same thing with video games.
[URL=http://www.hardocp.com/images/news/1464045137DuqDWC49KN_1_1.jpg]Me and my wife's muscle cars[/URL]
That...and after 26 years of marriage...she's definitely a keeper. ;)
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#Destiny
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[b]Did you mention the exotic chest?[/b]
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Thanks for the laughs
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That's fantastic
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1 OdpowiedźToasting in legendary thread. Someone reply so I can come back please
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1 OdpowiedźHaha, my wife makes fun of me for watching destiny videos. My 8 year old daughter does too (jeez that makes me sound old, I'm only 28). But it's tough when you try to tell your kid to be more productive with free time, read more, not waste time on club penguin, then she says "don't you have a destiny video on right now? And weren't you just yelling at psions and the arc burn they killing you with?". Needless to say i canceled her club penguin membership, teach her to bring up those damn arc burn psions. [spoiler]jk about canceling in case people didn't get that[/spoiler]
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Lol, nice one.
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Omfg lol....... Oh lawd.
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Your wife must feel very stupid right now after this
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Lol. I have one of those folders except it's all porn. Good story though.
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A very classic moment in the world of gaming.
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Thank God mine played why can't you win an argument with a female guardian?....[spoiler]she always gets the last word[/spoiler]
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wonder what she thought "teleporting" was
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2 Odpowiedzi60% of the time, this will get any guy in trouble EVERY time.
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1 OdpowiedźEdytowany przez użytkownika Kwisatz Haderach: 5/22/2016 6:59:00 PMnice joke and no I do not believe you. Did not happen at all. Why? EVERY SINGLE FEMALE in the WORLD would have opened that shit up to see the evidence first hand. But yea.... cool story bro....
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1 OdpowiedźYou brought it on yourself . Immediately rename that folder GAMEPLAY. Don't that anymore. Too funny
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Savage bruh!
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1 OdpowiedźI would've shown her the videos followed by me saying "By the way, I want a divorce. I don't need a wife that makes accusations and doesn't trust me."
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6 OdpowiedziSo your wife had no idea about this game at all? Is she like not paying any attention as to what her husband is doing? Like hell, I knew what all of my ex-GF's hobbies were.
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5 OdpowiedziThe click-bait is strong with this one. Edgy title, luring in viewers. X Nick at Night levels of situational comedy. X Profusely saying "I kid you not." X Any married nerd that plays enough of this game to have folders full of game clips would have a spouse that knows Destiny. It would have come up during the 1000 or so hours you were in front of the tv. I don't buy it. There is my detective deduction for the day. [spoiler]P.S I'm watching the series Monk on Hulu. I love that show. It can be a little much at times, but it's funny and clever.[/spoiler]
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Bullshit
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3 OdpowiedziSummary: Many women are insecure and/or controlling who want male attention should focus on them as a priority. When it isn't, male attention/focus is shamed or considered wrong-thought/conduct. You as man are assumed to be doing something shady because you are doing something you enjoy without her or her understanding of. In short as her partner in life you are not trusted. I do not laugh at your suffering. I pity you your misfortune.
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1 OdpowiedźPrudish and humourless. Get a new wife bro, preferably a non american one.
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Nightstalker: 5/22/2016 4:09:54 PMYou should check out some Dark Souls hitbox porn. Intense stuff. Btw that was funny as -blam!-.
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4 OdpowiedziMy girl wouldn't give it a second thought. She loves watching me play destiny. And frankly, with the grind of destiny, how the hell does she not know you play it?
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But those video thumbnails... not like any porn I've ever seen.
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This is fake but I laughed anyway. Nice job.
