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Edytowany przez użytkownika Hypothermia:
5/24/2016 12:09:13 AM
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Destiny "Porn" Videos Get Me In Trouble With Wife
I like to record gameplay videos in case something cool/terrible/glitchy happens while I am playing. If I decide a video is a keeper, I rename it and drop it into my Destiny (total stripper/porno name) folder.
Soooo, my wife was in my office the other day and I must have left my Destiny folder open on the desktop with file names like "From Behind #1, From Behind #2, From Behind #3" "Double Exotics" and "Hammered Hard."
Later that night, we are getting ready for bed and, I kid you not, here comes the "So who is Destiny" questions and the "like it from behind and hammered hard?" comments.
Pro-Tip: DO NOT LAUGH when this happens. It just makes it worse.
(I had to explain the game, and show her the videos to get out of it.)
True story. Please, feel free to laugh at my expense. :^)
[i][b]*EDIT* [/b][/i]
For the few people that say "[i]funny but fake[/i]" or stuff like "[i]your wife should know what games you are playing or heard of Destiny by now[/i]" here's the deal: I'm 47 and I've been married for 26 years. Like most of you, I play a lot of video games but my wife could care less which games they are...there is no "Destiny," "The Division" "Overwatch" or "DOOM"...they are just "video games" to her.
It's the same way with our cars, I have a restored big block 1970 Camaro (she has a 1971 El Camino) that I am always working on, upgrading and tweaking. She sees me under the hood all the time, she might even know that I am replacing a carburetor, etc. etc. but she couldn't tell you what make / model / brand of the carb I am installing. It's the same thing with video games.
[URL=http://www.hardocp.com/images/news/1464045137DuqDWC49KN_1_1.jpg]Me and my wife's muscle cars[/URL]
That...and after 26 years of marriage...she's definitely a keeper. ;)
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Rotflllllllll I would have straight busted out laughing lol
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Pocket Jew cant even stop laughing
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While playing Destiny my girlfriend refers to it as "the other woman" to the point jokes are often made
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Whatta legend
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Surprised she didn't say anything about "mercy"
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2 OdpowiedziYou have a nag for choosing poor titles. I opened this thread expecting something totally different lol
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😂😂😂😂 Looking at some of your titles! 'Heavy Ammo Inbound' and 'Double Super Shutdown' are my particular favs.
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Wife questions possible porn and/or relationship... *Hypothermia has departed*
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Hammer: 7 minutes & hammer: no damage are my favorites. Red dot ago go must've got you in a ton of trouble lol
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Headshot ftw
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My wife has literally asked me the same thing. "So who is Destiny?" Lol.
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Best. Thread. Ever. *best shaxx voice* GOOD SHIT GUARDIAN!
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Darowing: 5/22/2016 7:31:21 AMif a woman ask stuff like that she wants hard sex too you ruined it with your apology and explains
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lmao that's hilarious !
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From Behind.....
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Ah man thanks for the laugh. Hope everything is okay now
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3 OdpowiedziWhat is this "Young Hunter gets fisted by entire Trials team"?
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Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha I love it!
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I don't know if this is actually real or not, but even if you made it up it's still hilarious.
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It's too late for me to be trying not to laugh. Great one, OP.
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I bet a pretty decent number of us here have gotten into 'trouble' with at least a couple of women thanks to our games (and no your mommy doesn't count). I respect your "Pro-Tip", but it goes against my a-hole nature. Not only do I playfully troll, I eventually turn it around - this has a 90% success rate. We'll not speak of the 10%... Funny story for sure.
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I don't see any on Rule34. LIAR!!!!
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Are you still alive?
