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Edytowany przez użytkownika Hypothermia:
5/24/2016 12:09:13 AM
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Destiny "Porn" Videos Get Me In Trouble With Wife
I like to record gameplay videos in case something cool/terrible/glitchy happens while I am playing. If I decide a video is a keeper, I rename it and drop it into my Destiny (total stripper/porno name) folder.
Soooo, my wife was in my office the other day and I must have left my Destiny folder open on the desktop with file names like "From Behind #1, From Behind #2, From Behind #3" "Double Exotics" and "Hammered Hard."
Later that night, we are getting ready for bed and, I kid you not, here comes the "So who is Destiny" questions and the "like it from behind and hammered hard?" comments.
Pro-Tip: DO NOT LAUGH when this happens. It just makes it worse.
(I had to explain the game, and show her the videos to get out of it.)
True story. Please, feel free to laugh at my expense. :^)
[i][b]*EDIT* [/b][/i]
For the few people that say "[i]funny but fake[/i]" or stuff like "[i]your wife should know what games you are playing or heard of Destiny by now[/i]" here's the deal: I'm 47 and I've been married for 26 years. Like most of you, I play a lot of video games but my wife could care less which games they are...there is no "Destiny," "The Division" "Overwatch" or "DOOM"...they are just "video games" to her.
It's the same way with our cars, I have a restored big block 1970 Camaro (she has a 1971 El Camino) that I am always working on, upgrading and tweaking. She sees me under the hood all the time, she might even know that I am replacing a carburetor, etc. etc. but she couldn't tell you what make / model / brand of the carb I am installing. It's the same thing with video games.
[URL=http://www.hardocp.com/images/news/1464045137DuqDWC49KN_1_1.jpg]Me and my wife's muscle cars[/URL]
That...and after 26 years of marriage...she's definitely a keeper. ;)
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I think this is the best and funniest post I have read on this forum. I totally see how that could happen. Too bad she didn't open one of the vids.
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Dude I feel you on this 100%
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Lmao did she break up with you after cuz what it really was, was so nerdy she kinda wished it was porn?
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Man's wife finds destiny videos on pc, you won't believe what happens next!
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2 OdpowiedziGolgoroth likes to put his balls in your face and have his gays held. Be careful.
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2 OdpowiedziCome on, if you were actually married, your wife would have known exactly what was on those videos, as she would have already opened a few to see who Destiny was.
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Well, I guess the Truth is where you seek it...
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1 OdpowiedźDid she not bother to even view any of the videos? It's pretty obviously not porn, unless you've done quite a bit of....um....editing.
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Destiny does Dallas.
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You are sick, this type of post is for the Darknet.
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6 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika Aulakauss: 5/23/2016 12:49:16 AMMay I suggest some future titles for filenames? - Going hard - Nightstalker teabag - Destiny gives me Hard Light - Playing with my Pocket Infinity - Four Guys, One Hammer If you're going to have misleadingly pornographic names for these, why not go all the way? =P Edit: Oh, god, how did I forget to include 'Black Hammer to the Face'? That joke writes itself.
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Who wants to get the gays?
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3 Odpowiedzi-Heavy_grabbing -Finally-Grasp11 -Best-bubble_pop -Touch-of-Flame-compilation -Multiple_wombos_to_the_face -grabbing-ball-last-second -backwardsslamdunk.mp4 -POV firebro wrecks me -kneepads help -I just Do It in_front of him12 -Finally that robe dropped.vid -priest drops hard with team pounding -big finish to double with dragonb -Fatty ahead, therefore try rear
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You should show her this post and see how the rest of these 12 year old pedos act.
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Ha becoming legend.
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Times like this make me thankful my husband and I are gamers and play Destiny. XD Sorry that happened to you.
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My wife would of done the same damn thing. Too all those who think a wife should know what the game is. Your a idiot. I have been married for 11 or 12 years. My wife doesn't pay attention to my Xbox games
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#1 you're not married and #2.....you're not married.
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2 OdpowiedziSomething similar that you might enjoy. It was Xmas 2 years ago and my boss, Danielle decided to make everyone a coffee mug with their initial on it in festive writing. It had candy in it and was really nice of her so I bring it home. I walk in and my wife is at the sink washing dishes and I have the mug in my hand and she looks at me with her head tilted and says "Who gave you that?" Not thinking I smile and say "Danielle, she really likes me and" the rest of my sentence, which didn't get out of my mouth was "the rest of the team". My wife leaps towards me with her finger in my face and says "I will kill a bîtch!" With a smirk on her face like she was thinking about the ways she was going to dismember Danielle, my boss...
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Back in the Crota days we were on the deathsinger late at night and when the right witch flew out she went straight down the stairs. I gave a good call out "shit she's downstairs" followed by "don't worry she'll go back up now". Unfortunately for me this was the time when my wife had woke up and come downstairs for a glass of water and was passing the mancave door. Next morning I got interrogated and had to explain the whole deathsinger fight to her to calm her down. And yes laughing definitely does not help!!
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1 Odpowiedź
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2 OdpowiedziCould be worse. She could of found your actual porn folder. But then again for some people I imagine destiny is like actual porn. *camera pans to desticle fapping to triple kill on trials*
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28 OdpowiedziThe trick now is to hide your porn with destiny names ;)
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Steve gameplay could be pretty funny
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1 OdpowiedźWhere's the "Crota gets down on his hands and knees and takes a huge sword from behind." Video
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Best destiny story yet 10/10
