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4/7/2016 9:28:27 PM
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The one true religion.
[i] *puts on an antic disposition* [/i]
English
#Offtopic
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I know there has been a awful lotta talk about this Darwinism and EVILution, as I call it. But my Jesus, he didn't slaughter those phillistines with the jawbone of a brontosaurus Rex. And MOSES, he didn't cross that Dead Sea on the wings of a pterodactyl, it was the holy land it weren't Jurassic park. This is bullshit
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The only true god is... [spoiler]THE SUN[/spoiler] [spoiler]\[T]/[/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźEw anime
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1 OdpowiedźNotice me Jesus
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1 OdpowiedźCorrection* Christianity
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2 OdpowiedziMine is better.
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8 OdpowiedziI understand that reference.
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You dare to defile the wall??
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1 OdpowiedźAll hail his noodlieness
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2 OdpowiedziPastafarism Ftw
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2 OdpowiedziThe only true religion is Fettism. I thought you knew this. It's good to see you're supporting Trump though Hamlet.
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Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you. Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
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3 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika Corvo Attano: 4/8/2016 3:29:20 AMTargeting Red Chinese...
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donald trump pls
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2 OdpowiedziActually, I worship atom
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2 OdpowiedziAs someone who's read what happens after the first season in the manga, this is unsettling.
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Talos is love Talos is life
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4 OdpowiedziY'all need to praise the sun. \[T]/
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Burn it with fire
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2 OdpowiedziPresident trump will protect us from the mexititans
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1 OdpowiedźI'm about to make your wall my bitch!
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1 OdpowiedźSorry but I have the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You should look it up, it's actually a real religion
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Nah, I got the sun [spoiler]\[T]/[/spoiler]
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AOT no. Gtfo
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2 Odpowiedzi*waves hand like Buzz Lightyear* Weebs, weebs everywhere
