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Edytowany przez użytkownika maxesmagic:
2/18/2016 6:01:34 AM
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I can't sleep. Give me destiny jokes!
As the title says, I need some destiny jokes, but as of this fifth edit, I am happy to get any jokes. Any topic. Also, as of this 9th edit, I can't sleep again, and need more humor. Please post anything, even stuff unrelated to destiny. Destiny jokes are still more than welcome, but I think almost all of them have been used already.
Inb4 destiny is a joke. I've heard it before, and don't give a shit about cynicism right now. Just need some humor to laugh myself to sleep!
Anything goes, even deadpan humor. In fact, deadpan is better. Make anti-jokes about destiny, or anything really!
Edit: I'm also watching dagashi kashi. Lots of fun!
Edit 2: I appreciate everyone's effort! You guys improved my mood a bit, and I'm starting to get sleepy. A couple of you (you know who you are) got me good, and I will comment if it's good enough to make me and my stony face crack a smile.
Edit 3: I think I'm going to try to get some rest. It's 1:50 AM, and I have to be up by 8:00. Fun times ahead...
Edit 4: I'm back! I got a good nights sleep, and at this point want more jokes to pass the morning until my class at noon. I have an appointment with a doctor in 15 minutes. Give me something to power me through having my toenail cut off.
Edit 6: I am loving the jokes! You guys are the bright spot in this toxic community! Keep jokes coming! I might change it to community rather than destiny, as I kinda want a mix of destiny jokes and regular jokes. Give me your best!
Edit 7: obligatory "we're trending" edit.
Edit 8: forgot to mention it's my first time trending. I was a bit surprised to say the least.
English
#Destiny
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What did the shank say to the other shank[spoiler]looking sharp![/spoiler]
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These are the funniest jokes ever
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Activision.
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What is oryx's relationship status? [spoiler]taken[/spoiler]
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[url=https://i.imgur.com/9ZBfr7u.jpg]this says otherwise[/url]
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1 OdpowiedźI was going to say a joke about oryx, but they're all already taken
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2 OdpowiedziHey girl, are you a thorn? Coz I'd nerf you all the way down I did my best pls don't hurt me
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Looks like you had some Sleeper "Stimulant". Lot of that in the forums.
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How do you know oryx is straight edge? [spoiler]he doesn't take dregs[/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźWhat do you get...when you cross an owl...with a bungee cord? [spoiler]My ass.[/spoiler]
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Edytowany przez użytkownika GakMan: 2/15/2016 4:20:00 PMSenior Designer Derek Carroll, states waiting 5 months between new content being released was too long of a timeframe.. [spoiler]New content is being released possibly as late as April, basically 7 MONTHS since last content dropped.[/spoiler]
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*Insert peregrine greaves wall of satire*
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I bet cayde is one of those dudes who keeps condoms and sex toys in his stash. How do we find out? [spoiler]go to the cosmodrome and glitch into it[/spoiler]
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3 Odpowiedzi[u][i]A CELL FROM[/i][/u] (Eardrums implode for miles around) [u][i]THE PRISON OF ELDERS[/i][/u] (All the Glass on the face of the Earth shatters) [u][i]THE ARCHON PRIEST[/i][/u] (Mountains collapse) [u][i]IS STILL INSIDE[/i][/u] (The world explodes)
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1 OdpowiedźSo Shaxx, a polar bear, and a regular bear walk into a bar... [spoiler]oh wait this one ends sexually nvm[/spoiler]
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They said it had a story!!!!!
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1 OdpowiedźPeople who use icebreaker
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Do you play destiny because you ignited my rift
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2 Odpowiedzitwo people had sex and made a mistake, it was you
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Vanilla storyline
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4 OdpowiedziTake 25 ibuprofen. That'll do the trick
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2 OdpowiedziDestiny is already a joke
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Edytowany przez użytkownika FinnaCoom: 2/15/2016 7:22:28 PM
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4 OdpowiedziWhy do environmentalist love destiny so much?[spoiler]It has so many recycled ideas.[/spoiler]
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Edytowany przez użytkownika SquishedByElsiesThighs: 2/15/2016 8:00:03 AMWhy can't the Templar get a date? [spoiler]Because everything he he knows has harpies.[/spoiler]
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Destiny is[spoiler]cheeky[/spoiler]
