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Edytowany przez użytkownika maxesmagic:
2/18/2016 6:01:34 AM
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I can't sleep. Give me destiny jokes!
As the title says, I need some destiny jokes, but as of this fifth edit, I am happy to get any jokes. Any topic. Also, as of this 9th edit, I can't sleep again, and need more humor. Please post anything, even stuff unrelated to destiny. Destiny jokes are still more than welcome, but I think almost all of them have been used already.
Inb4 destiny is a joke. I've heard it before, and don't give a shit about cynicism right now. Just need some humor to laugh myself to sleep!
Anything goes, even deadpan humor. In fact, deadpan is better. Make anti-jokes about destiny, or anything really!
Edit: I'm also watching dagashi kashi. Lots of fun!
Edit 2: I appreciate everyone's effort! You guys improved my mood a bit, and I'm starting to get sleepy. A couple of you (you know who you are) got me good, and I will comment if it's good enough to make me and my stony face crack a smile.
Edit 3: I think I'm going to try to get some rest. It's 1:50 AM, and I have to be up by 8:00. Fun times ahead...
Edit 4: I'm back! I got a good nights sleep, and at this point want more jokes to pass the morning until my class at noon. I have an appointment with a doctor in 15 minutes. Give me something to power me through having my toenail cut off.
Edit 6: I am loving the jokes! You guys are the bright spot in this toxic community! Keep jokes coming! I might change it to community rather than destiny, as I kinda want a mix of destiny jokes and regular jokes. Give me your best!
Edit 7: obligatory "we're trending" edit.
Edit 8: forgot to mention it's my first time trending. I was a bit surprised to say the least.
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#Destiny
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12 OdpowiedziWhere do you find the tangent of X? [spoiler]On the street because Tan(X) has no house.[/spoiler]
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I was going to tell u a destiny joke but their all taken
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1 OdpowiedźWhat does your mom and the destiny forums have in common? They're both always full of dicks
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Taken King
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Ya see the problem with Mexican jokes and black jokes is that once you've hear Juan you've heard Jamal
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4 OdpowiedziRoses are red.... Pizza sauce is too. I bought a large And none of its for YOU!!!!
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6 OdpowiedziWhy did the guardian's cross the road? Because the storyline was on the other side. I used to be a guardian like you. Then I took a sparrow to the knee. Want to hear a gjallerhorn joke? Oh wait... You might not get it. Why do you have a no land beyond above your fire place? Because I like it on dis mantle. How does Rahool like his legendary engrams? Medium-rare I'm off to see my grandpa at his retirement home. Where is that? The prison of elders What do you call a Bungie employees balls? Deej nuts. Ha. Gottem.
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12 OdpowiedziMy girlfriend is like the Vault of Glass [spoiler]She has an exotic chest.[/spoiler]
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4 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika xBraveSirRobinx: 2/15/2016 7:21:35 AMI'd tell you the one about the 320 Crimson ghost, but it'd take you too long to get it.
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3 OdpowiedziMai-Ya-Hi Mai-Ya-Hoo Mai-Ya-Ha Mai-Ya-Ha-Ha
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4 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika Kirby235711: 2/15/2016 7:24:16 PMI'm here in my garage, with my Pocket Infinity. You know what I like more than my Pocket Infinity? [spoiler]weapon parts. *dismantles*[/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźA small wooden bird made out of mahogany... It would be funny if this was a joke... [spoiler]wooden tit?[/spoiler]
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3 OdpowiedziAre you a Vex offender sir?
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1 OdpowiedźSiri, navigate to Taniks's house. [spoiler]...Taniks has no house...[/spoiler]
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1 Odpowiedź[i]*public event happens at The Citadel on Venus[/i] Hold on! We're about to be vexually assaulted!
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Apex Morzh: 2/15/2016 7:30:12 AMDo you like milk [spoiler]cause I do[/spoiler][spoiler]bet you thought there'd be a punch line[/spoiler][spoiler]silly you[/spoiler]
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Edytowany przez użytkownika TotesRad: 2/15/2016 10:47:34 AMWe've all seen Lord Shaxx's ghost. [spoiler]Most of you know it as the Traveler.[/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźI knew a destiny joke..... But I Phogoth.
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4 Odpowiedzigood:you had sex bad:it was your teacher worse:your home schooled
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Why aren't vex harpies ever taken? [spoiler]because nobody wants harpies[/spoiler]
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3 OdpowiedziWhat does a Warlock use when he has chapped lips? [spoiler]nova balm[/spoiler]
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4 OdpowiedziCayde walks up to Tess Everis during the Crimson Days and says, "I may be a gunslinging Ace of Spades but my Mida-Multi Tool really completes the package." "Bad package." declares the postmaster before Tess has a chance to respond.
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School is like a boner, long and hard... Except if you're Asian. Wait what does that have to do with destiny? Eh whtever.
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4 OdpowiedziWanna hear a joke? - no land beyond
