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Edytowany przez użytkownika maxesmagic:
2/18/2016 6:01:34 AM
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I can't sleep. Give me destiny jokes!
As the title says, I need some destiny jokes, but as of this fifth edit, I am happy to get any jokes. Any topic. Also, as of this 9th edit, I can't sleep again, and need more humor. Please post anything, even stuff unrelated to destiny. Destiny jokes are still more than welcome, but I think almost all of them have been used already.
Inb4 destiny is a joke. I've heard it before, and don't give a shit about cynicism right now. Just need some humor to laugh myself to sleep!
Anything goes, even deadpan humor. In fact, deadpan is better. Make anti-jokes about destiny, or anything really!
Edit: I'm also watching dagashi kashi. Lots of fun!
Edit 2: I appreciate everyone's effort! You guys improved my mood a bit, and I'm starting to get sleepy. A couple of you (you know who you are) got me good, and I will comment if it's good enough to make me and my stony face crack a smile.
Edit 3: I think I'm going to try to get some rest. It's 1:50 AM, and I have to be up by 8:00. Fun times ahead...
Edit 4: I'm back! I got a good nights sleep, and at this point want more jokes to pass the morning until my class at noon. I have an appointment with a doctor in 15 minutes. Give me something to power me through having my toenail cut off.
Edit 6: I am loving the jokes! You guys are the bright spot in this toxic community! Keep jokes coming! I might change it to community rather than destiny, as I kinda want a mix of destiny jokes and regular jokes. Give me your best!
Edit 7: obligatory "we're trending" edit.
Edit 8: forgot to mention it's my first time trending. I was a bit surprised to say the least.
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#Destiny
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Why does only mars have television [spoiler] Because they get the best CABAL service[/spoiler]
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Girl are you a vex sink plate because your making my spire form. [spoiler]never gets old[/spoiler]
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What is a fallen's favorite drink? [spoiler]Coca Skola[/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźI MIDA said this earlier but Patience and Time helped me realize that we should be Treads opon Stars together because there is No land beyond us.[spoiler]#destinypickuplines[/spoiler]
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Why doesn't anyone have sex with Atheon? [spoiler]because he has harpies[/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźTriple RNG.
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Destiny is a joke, ha!
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2 OdpowiedziI'll just leave this here
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18 OdpowiedziWhether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with idiots on bungie.net. So let's get to taking out the command, one by one. Valus Ta'scrub. From what I can gather, he commands the whiners from an illogical group of scrubs just outside of the forums. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch right through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on the Destiny forums.
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Edytowany przez użytkownika mac: 2/16/2016 2:31:52 AMOne guardian enters the crucible. [spoiler]weasel[/spoiler]
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2 OdpowiedziSo you want a joke..... GUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUSGUS
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3 OdpowiedziDestiny. No, that's it. Destiny [i]is[/i] the joke.
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1 OdpowiedźThis thread is full of puns.
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1 OdpowiedźEdytowany przez użytkownika TrolleyProblem: 2/15/2016 8:55:24 PMWanna hear a joke about Gally? Never mind, you probably won't get it...
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3 OdpowiedziReported
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You'll have to give me the Patience and Time to think of one.
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I thought of one but then I remembered it is already taken
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I thought about getting back into Destiny... then I looked at the forums and realized nothing changed.
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Your mama so fat the gorgons spotted her from orbit
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Why is it called a "high" servitor? [spoiler]dregs[/spoiler]
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2 Odpowiedzi[i] Taniks has no taco. He kneels before no burrito, owes allegiance to no enchilada. He is a fat ass, and very good at what he does... [/i] -TT15
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Destiny jokes huh? heres a good one for ya the loot system....
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Why was atheon banned from the race? He was using supplicants... What is a guardians favorite food? Cheese... Why don't u have sex with the Templar? You'll get harpies... These jokes are very thorny... And that's the truth
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12 OdpowiedziWhere do you find the tangent of X? [spoiler]On the street because Tan(X) has no house.[/spoiler]
