[b]HEY![/b]..[i]hey, man...[/i]you got any dem parts on ya? [b][i]I just need enough for one upgrade,[/i][/b] I swear. One upgrade and I'm out. [b]*Vigorously rubs auto rifle*[/b] Just need to get crowd control. Just five parts, man. [i]C'MON [b]MAN![/b][/i] You want me to [b]cut you?![/b] I'm so sorry..it's just-[b][i]I NEED SOME -blam!-IN-[/i][/b] it's been awhile, man. Been stuck at [b][i]linear compensator[/i][/b] for a week n-[b][i]JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO -blam!- AND I'LL -blam!- IT.[/i][/b] Ah! What's come ove-
[b][i]*Five weapon parts are thrown on the ground.*[/i][/b]
AH! AH!
[b][i]*Gets down on all fours, ravenously scrapes up parts, begins shoving into auto rifle.*[/i][/b]
[b]mmmm[i]MMMM[/i][/b], yeah, yeah that's the good stuff right there. [b][i]Prime parts[/i][/b] man where'd y-...H-hey [b][i]DeeJ..[/i][/b]no these aren't my parts, [b]I SWEAR![/b] They're for a friend! See, [i]I don't need them.[/i]
[b][i]*Gently sets parts in the dumpster, walks away*[/i][/b]
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............[b][i]*Sprints back, snatches parts, runs off into the sunset like Zoidberg*[/i][/b]
Woop wooop woop [b]woop woop [i]wooop wooop wooo-[/i][/b]
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1 OdpowiedźI tried rerolling my gun once, but then i noticed I don't really care about perks, as long as the gun feels nice to me I'll use it. #Mida4lyfe! Seriously though, if we had in game trading I'd give you like 1,500 dude, I have so many and I don't use any.
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1 OdpowiedźCome on baby! Just a couple parts. Ill suck your dick! Lmao!
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3 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika SteveSq: 10/22/2015 6:12:19 PM*waves OP over* Tell you what buddy, I got 1000 of the things, I'll give you half if you let me shoot you in the head 7 times with this here test weapon so I can get my first curse!!!
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1 OdpowiedźWhere is the Weapon Parts Addicts of Destiny at?
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3 Odpowiedzi*looks at pile of 600 weapon parts*
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3 OdpowiedziHey! You need to [b]earn[/b] your weapon parts! So stop coming around here with you're hand out begging for someone to just give you something for free. Now just hand over those illegally obtained weapon parts so that I can ... um ... turn them in ... Yea ... You know, to the proper authorities. ... Not my to feed my infusion habit, no, not at all. I ... um ... don't infuse anymore. I am legit, you know strike lists, yea. Hell I don't even need parts anymore, right. I just ... oh yea ... I am just blessed enough by RNG, that I have all my weapons dropped at 310 light and fully upgraded...
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if I give you my parts your just gonna use em and rob the next person :3 [b]YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE![/b]
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1 OdpowiedźWhile your running away with your five shiny new weapon parts im swimming in my 500 I got from trials weapons.
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1 OdpowiedźStop upgrading weapons that you don't need and this won't be a problem.
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2 OdpowiedziThanks for the chuckle
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Made me laugh and then I started crying...
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1 OdpowiedźI'm sitting on a cool pile of 4 weapon parts.
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1 OdpowiedźPvp players don't get as many weapons parts I feel ya. I have around 100. I don't want to do strikes they're boring after you do two
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9 Odpowiedzi2,722 weapon parts...woot!
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2 Odpowiedzilmao i laughed so hard at this xD
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2 OdpowiedziI know the feeling, man. I only have 5 left... /:
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6 Odpowiedzi-blam!-ing yes, You and Lord Butthurt are probably the best people on the forums.
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3 Odpowiedzi"Vigorously rubs auto rifle" Mmmmm oh yeeeeahhh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 OdpowiedźThank you so much for the Zoidberg reference
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2 OdpowiedziBro I relate to this on a spiritual level lol
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3 OdpowiedziI would say you were at the front of the dumpster :D
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4 OdpowiedziAnd, here I am, short on ARMOR MATERIALS!
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4 OdpowiedziRealized I had 58 parts on my Titan yesterday and I felt rich.
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1 OdpowiedźWhat you need to do is make a post about how to make funny posts Pls
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1 OdpowiedźHow I felt when I dismantled like five weapons for the first curse, only to discover that my inventory was full, with no weapon parts...