[b]HEY![/b]..[i]hey, man...[/i]you got any dem parts on ya? [b][i]I just need enough for one upgrade,[/i][/b] I swear. One upgrade and I'm out. [b]*Vigorously rubs auto rifle*[/b] Just need to get crowd control. Just five parts, man. [i]C'MON [b]MAN![/b][/i] You want me to [b]cut you?![/b] I'm so sorry..it's just-[b][i]I NEED SOME -blam!-IN-[/i][/b] it's been awhile, man. Been stuck at [b][i]linear compensator[/i][/b] for a week n-[b][i]JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO -blam!- AND I'LL -blam!- IT.[/i][/b] Ah! What's come ove-
[b][i]*Five weapon parts are thrown on the ground.*[/i][/b]
AH! AH!
[b][i]*Gets down on all fours, ravenously scrapes up parts, begins shoving into auto rifle.*[/i][/b]
[b]mmmm[i]MMMM[/i][/b], yeah, yeah that's the good stuff right there. [b][i]Prime parts[/i][/b] man where'd y-...H-hey [b][i]DeeJ..[/i][/b]no these aren't my parts, [b]I SWEAR![/b] They're for a friend! See, [i]I don't need them.[/i]
[b][i]*Gently sets parts in the dumpster, walks away*[/i][/b]
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............[b][i]*Sprints back, snatches parts, runs off into the sunset like Zoidberg*[/i][/b]
Woop wooop woop [b]woop woop [i]wooop wooop wooo-[/i][/b]
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1 OdpowiedźI'm killing and destroying everything for weapon parts.
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3 OdpowiedziCalls the vanguard to dispose of the scum you are. Go farm strikes and you'll do fins
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2 OdpowiedziYeah parts are a pita. If I had the patience, I'd equip the blues and level them up to at least get all the circles.... So i guess part of it is my fault as its no secret you'll get more that way. ...But! There are far more armor parts/drops than weapons for me. I've no shortage of armor parts!
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1 OdpowiedźThis. Weapon parts nerf makes me crazy.
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2 OdpowiedziPeople are making posts like these as I stare at my hundreds of weapons parts. *Looks out at all the masses, flocking, scavenging for parts* *Looks to my stockpile of well over a thousand parts* *Does the Carlton*
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1 OdpowiedźI... I know the struggle.
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1 OdpowiedźWork of art
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1 OdpowiedźThis made me cry from laughter! xD
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2 Odpowiedzi*slow claps*
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1 OdpowiedźLololol golden man!
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1 OdpowiedźGreat weapon parts fammin of 2015
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3 OdpowiedziWhen weapon rolling was a thing me and my friend would make drug addicted references for motes or weapon parts. "Hey man, got any of them motes*sniffing sound"
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2 Odpowiedzi*claps slowly
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1 OdpowiedźI have about 2,200 weapon parts. That's right, be jelly
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1 OdpowiedźAwesome
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1 OdpowiedźI love your posts man haha Bump
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4 OdpowiedziI work hard for my parts but can't seem to ever have more the 2 weapon parts at the end of the day. How else am I suppose to upgrade my exotics :/
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1 OdpowiedźI'm starting to feel like I need to set up some extra security around my vault. I have over 2,000 weapon parts in there and I've noticed some guardians watching over my shoulder whenever I go in the vault...
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3 OdpowiedziStop wasting them on rep
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2 OdpowiedziI needed parts for my NTTE and turned in all my weapon cores from PoE and dismantled all of those. Variks has no weapons I need. He kneels before no year 2 light level.
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1 OdpowiedźI tried rerolling my gun once, but then i noticed I don't really care about perks, as long as the gun feels nice to me I'll use it. #Mida4lyfe! Seriously though, if we had in game trading I'd give you like 1,500 dude, I have so many and I don't use any.