[b]HEY![/b]..[i]hey, man...[/i]you got any dem parts on ya? [b][i]I just need enough for one upgrade,[/i][/b] I swear. One upgrade and I'm out. [b]*Vigorously rubs auto rifle*[/b] Just need to get crowd control. Just five parts, man. [i]C'MON [b]MAN![/b][/i] You want me to [b]cut you?![/b] I'm so sorry..it's just-[b][i]I NEED SOME -blam!-IN-[/i][/b] it's been awhile, man. Been stuck at [b][i]linear compensator[/i][/b] for a week n-[b][i]JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO -blam!- AND I'LL -blam!- IT.[/i][/b] Ah! What's come ove-
[b][i]*Five weapon parts are thrown on the ground.*[/i][/b]
AH! AH!
[b][i]*Gets down on all fours, ravenously scrapes up parts, begins shoving into auto rifle.*[/i][/b]
[b]mmmm[i]MMMM[/i][/b], yeah, yeah that's the good stuff right there. [b][i]Prime parts[/i][/b] man where'd y-...H-hey [b][i]DeeJ..[/i][/b]no these aren't my parts, [b]I SWEAR![/b] They're for a friend! See, [i]I don't need them.[/i]
[b][i]*Gently sets parts in the dumpster, walks away*[/i][/b]
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............[b][i]*Sprints back, snatches parts, runs off into the sunset like Zoidberg*[/i][/b]
Woop wooop woop [b]woop woop [i]wooop wooop wooo-[/i][/b]
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Necroboomp
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Be rump.
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2 OdpowiedziWhat are ya buyin?
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5 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika drake10114: 10/23/2015 4:25:47 PMAnd here I am with 1,500+ weapon parts...
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5 Odpowiedzihere, i know how to hook you up... take this *throws giant fish on the floor* give it to xur... he'll know what to do... he used to be the RE4 merchant... but uh, if you get caught you didn't hear this from me... *backs away into the shadows* you didn't see anything.....
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15 OdpowiedziThat moment when you buy cheap guns from the gunsmith just to dismantle them for parts...
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Thers no shortage of weapon parts in the game
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7 OdpowiedziI don't understand the weapons parts drought.... I've got like 1000 on each character...
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1 OdpowiedźI GOT DEEZ CHEEZBURGAHS MAN!!!!!
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I know the feeling. All too well.
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Hey wanna buy bootleg year 2 ghorns
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*glances nervously around* Hey hey over here... I'm back with some top quality parts from the reef, that crowd control can be yours for a price....
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*steps out from behind dumpster* yo you wanna be the first to complete Mr C0ATES hard dick fam don't run
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1 OdpowiedźThat ending...
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2 OdpowiedziThis guy. Gets me every time
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Why not zoidberg?
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1 OdpowiedźThis made me laugh out loud.
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1 OdpowiedźI love this They should be given to you in the daily
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6 OdpowiedziI got deez cheeseburgers man!
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1 OdpowiedźEdytowany przez użytkownika RPritt: 10/23/2015 2:59:28 PMCall me the Wong family then In poorest Asian accent "you have no parts? Ha ha. I have over 1000 on my Titan. Oh, I can't play on my Titan? Oh well, I go to my hunter who has over 1,000. Hunter too OP? Okay, I go to my warlock. Guess what? Over 1,000 parts as well. Ha ha! Stupid Martians give me all their weapon parts for one bead. Ha ha!"
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1 OdpowiedźIs this actually a thing? How do people not have weapon parts..
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2 OdpowiedziBest post today
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1 OdpowiedźEdytowany przez użytkownika DARKNiTE195: 10/23/2015 4:01:00 PMStraight out of glimmer ////////////////////////////////////// Straight out of weapon parts