This isn't in a raid just an LFG nightfall, It was me and 2 random kids. We get all the way to the boss and the boss has around a slither of life left and out of nowhere I here in a high pitch screaming. *KICK HIM QUICKLY KICK HIM NOW!?!* So his friend pauses and opens up his fire team, Doing so in such a rush instead of kicking me I was promoted to leader. Oh the tables have turned you should of heard them begging me not to kick them and that they didn't mean it, screaming and squealing away all the while I was laughing hysterically.. Then I kicked the one who promoted me. And the remaining kids voice reached a new level and sounded like he was about to cry. Until a swift boot fixed that. And a few shots at the boss and I was done.

So I had some elitist prick join our fireteam. He was the know it all who also kept dying. So I asked him THREE QUESTIONS. What is your name? *My name is Danny* What is your quest? *To finish this raid sometime this year guys* What...is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? *Huh? Umm...wha* *Booted*

Noob joined us all of a sudden during a 2 man of Crota and he was barely level 28 so no. I invited him to our party and just asked him a simple question, it was "What's a scrubs favorite brand of gum?" He responded with "uhh idk lol" (he actually -blam!-ing said 'lol') my answer was "Orbit" and thus the boot swiftly kicked him to orbit

Well I'm bored and have nothing better to do so here goes 1. Have a squeaky voice. 2. Don't have a mic 3. Have a crappy mic that constantly makes weird noises 4. Annoying background sounds ranging from weird siblings to angry wives. 5. Have no idea what to do 6. Have a grimoire lower than 3000 7. Have a Titan running striker in PvE 8. Have a hunter running gunslinger in PvE (without celestial) 9. Have a warlock running void walker/storm caller in PvE 10. Speak a different language 11. Have a strange accent 12. Be under leveled 13. Have crap gear 14. Be a general douche bag 15. That one really gross sexual guy 16. Just generally suck at the game 17. Self resurrect at the wrong time 18. Fail to revive team mates claiming "I got this" but instantly die 19. That one elitist prick 20. The one guy who over uses or uses one word in the wrong way. 21. Ask to be booted ToO Section: 22. Rush alone going for the 3v1 and instantly suck 23. Claim that it's your teammates fault that your losing even though you're sucking. 24. Never call things out leading to bad communication 25. Have a negative attitude causing you to lose every game 26. Abuses final round/LITC? 27. Rushes an opponent only to get he kill but die making it so the enemies can get the revive but you can't get revived 28. Rocket launcher yourself 29. Stand in front of someone firing a rocket 30. Environmental Hazard death on purpose 31. The Afk One BACK TO NORMAL SECTION: 32. Always eating something while talking 33. Forgets to mute mic doing something private >:D 34. Put up a Titan bubble in front of everyone 35. Don't know what to do but act like you do 36. The one guy who fails to get any kills in PvE/PvP 37. The carried one 38. Starts singing songs 39. Get the one lucky drop for doing jack shit 40. Tea bagging teammates instead of reviving them 41. Has to go to the tower because they don't have the Destiny app 42. The one who says BRB but comes back 40 minutes later 43. The one who uses their supers at the wrong time 44. That guy who has to talk about his whole life and everything about it 45. Fail to meet requirement trying to join someone on LFG 46. Lie about your age/level/gear/experience 47. The one who cannot clutch for life 48. That guy who sabotages everything for fun VoG section: 49. Is a hunter 50. Doesn't shoot oracles 51. Gets Vex mythoclast first run 52. Doesn't abuse the glitch 53. Never cleanses you after you repeatedly shout at them to cleanse 54. The one who opens the spirit bloom chest 55. That one guy who cannot get past gorgons 56. The guy who cannot complete the jumping puzzle Skolas Section: 57. No gjallahorn 58. No black hammer 59. The one who forgets to call out what his essence time is at 60. The one who fails to take the essence even with 5+ seconds to spare 61. Is running a gunslinger Hunter for Skolas Mines 62. Decides to get the revive when the mine defuse time is at 10 seconds or less Kings Fall Raid Section: 63. Grabs the relic but keeps on dying with it 64. The guy who doesn't shoot the glass door wall things 65. The guy who puts his relic in way to early/late 66. Fails to complete ship jumping puzzle 67. The guy who decides to start the next part of the raid before everyone gets the secret chest at ships 68. The guy who kills the adepts before acolytes 69. People who fail to comprehend how to power the glyph 70. The guy who never kills any adds and let's the boomers stack up for the next kid 71. The guy who shoots things way to early on the war priest timer 72. Calls out the wrong order of plates 73. The guy who steps on the plates on the wrong order 74: the guy who kills all the adds so the timer guy cannot survive 75. Cannot find way through maze 76. Shoots wrong bubble on gologroth 77. Takes Gaze way to early/late 78. Wrong guy takes Gaze 79. The one who keeps dying by the acolytes making the totem go up 80. The one who cannot complete the wall puzzle 81. That guy who doesn't understand counter clockwise 82. That guy who jumps on his platform to early/late 83. That guy who goes to the wrong daughter 84. That guy who runs out of the bubble to die by the light 85. That guy who does 200 damage somehow 86. When someone detonates their bomb to early/late 87. That one person who absolutely cannot kill their ogre 88. The one who runs in circles into someone else's bomb that they are running away from killing both of you 89. The one who stands on the totem even after being told to get off Normal: 90. The one who amazingly fails to go positive in PvE 91. That one guy who refuses to wipe after everyone is dead 92. The one guy who thinks everything is a wipe even if one guy dies 93. That person that blames their death on lag or the button didn't work 94. That guy who keeps on delaying the launch back to 5 seconds when in orbit 95. The person who keeps on day dreaming and seems to not hear orders from other team mates 96. The guy who uses the last word in PvE for everything 97. When one guy takes the game way to seriously 98. "Mr know it all" 99. That one guy that has a super weak bladder and always has to go to the bathroom 100. Instead of cooperating with your team you spend an hour typing up 100 ways to get booted..

Any ghetto hood thug is getting the boot. I don't want to hear lame ass 2-Pac in the background as you take hits from a cock bong and non-stop talk about how you love smoking meme grass. Anyone who follows today's 3rd world country fad of saying bruh, whip/nae nae, what are those, deez nuts, etc. Wanna act stupid and think you're funny? Boot. Not in my party.

I'm Chinese so people think I can't speak proper English and kick me

Pack a Gjallarhorn on King's Fall.

I was doing vog we agreed to doing ce next as a guy in our team had crota cp so we killed atheon very quickly i got tine breaker and i rage like hell host and other guys get pissed and do a vote to kick me in the end i got the 'boot' i see i have two messages in tower checks them what are they???? Voc and mytho i freak out so hard my nieghbour calls the po po on me i managed to not get fined coz cop liked destiny too and felt good for me and fined neighbour for mis use of the emergency line '-blam!- YEA'

[quote] I got booted from a fireteam doing VoG because I got "THUNDERLORD." The fireteam leader through a tantrum after that because that was the only exotic weapon he needed. Then he kicked me! :( [/quote] *threw

I got booted for proposing we do Crota [b][u]WITHOUT[/u] [/b]cheesing!

I soloed the Vault of Glass as a level 12, seriously man, I'm such a badass, you should watch me perform my acts of badassery cuz i'm such a bada- *booted*

I can put up with a lot of shit, but people that burp and fart on mic are getting booted

I got kicked from Crota hard cause I had a shrek soundboard, every time we died by the ogres then you'd hear "It's all ogre now."

If you're being a dick, you're going to get kicked. I've kicked my own friends from the raid because they were being a dick to players who hadn't done it before. Doing the raid isn't a job, I'm doing it for fun. If you don't want to enjoy it then that's your problem, don't ruin it for everyone else.

Back in year one was running VoG with a group of 5 clan members. They waited until we had Atheon down to 10%-ish health and then their leader kicked me so I ended up getting no rewards. Messaged me a few minutes later with, "Got myself a gally lol thx kid gg".

Me and a couple buddies joke that whoever messes up the tomb ship puzzle in Kings fall first will get kicked. If it's one of us, we make sure we kick that person and the rest of the group gets kind of nervous until we get the person back in. It can be entertaining

Was a guy who joined on my Crota party. He was pissing some people off and eventually he got a question from me. I asked him: how do Canadians pronounce the word 'about' again? He answered: Aboot? Me: Exactly *_____has left the fireteam*