PvE: "you suck for a 34" Me: "k" PvP: "you fu*king suck you got lucky" Me: you got curb stomped by a level 14 with white weapons. I don't want to even hear it.

"if you ever wield a penis cannon again I will break your little wank machine, you shiny assblossom." Pre Handcannon nerf Red Hand.

Guy using blink shorgun messages me You got the kill off your buddies assist anyway. I tbagged him and his party guy in rumble after my friend got rushed by them. It wasnt planned either i just happened to run to that radar blip and sworded both of them while reloading their shotguns. They were my final kills and i won and i also conpleted my guardian sword kills off those two scroobs. It was awesome although i shouldve messaged him back because the butthurt was real lol

[quote]Tell us about some of the best hate mail you've gotten! I've gotten hate mail in PvE and PvP, for reasons like "Your voice is monotone and you sound like a depressed robot" to "Just let me kill you with my hammers please." It never gets old. No such thing as bad hate mail. I've even gotten death threats! I'll share one I just got a few hours ago. WARNING: lots of paragraphs Some sunbreaker who managed to miss three of his hammers at shotgun range (who I end up meleeing to death) messages me telling me he hopes that everyone I ever love comes to realize how much they hate me. I asked him why he's so upset, and he started accusing me of cheating. I told him to have a good day, then he dropped the best thing I've ever read from any human being ever. [b]"I can't anymore you just ruined my whole day." [/b] I just kept sending him messages like "chin up sport :)" and dumb crap like that. Invited him to the party. He sounded like a 20 something year old guy trying to overcompensate for something with a nasally voice. Sounded like Squilliam Tentacles, but with health issues. He kept trying to say something like "Shut up I'm reporting you," or something, but I couldn't understand him too well. The salt was overflowing, his friends even joined the party to back him up, and soon I had 4 different people threatening to find my IP address. I couldn't stop laughing at them, they were making my day. They got upset, and told me to burn in hell after I finished laughing at them. I thanked them for all the laughs, and kicked them. ----- end of story ----- Good times. I wish I got hate mail more often, it usually only seems to come during IB or ToO. Puts me in a good mood. Are you the type to get offended by hate mail, or laugh it off? Or do you get a warm, fuzzy feeling when reading them? Share your best salt-coated messages here! Edit 1: off to bed, hoping to see some funny stories when I wake up. Have a nice day/night. Edit 2: back, didn't expect the thread to last into noon. Some real good ones here too. Edit 3: got our first sad mail. A moment of silence for the guardian that left Destiny because he couldn't get a kill. Edit 4: so many good ones. Good to see we can laugh it off and dust off the salt.[/quote] Killed 4 guys with a resurrect to get nail in the coffin. One guy called me the dreaded "N" word and other racist things. Instead of being mean I offered some friendly advice. I told him don't be mad at me because your stepdad is black and you can't get your mother's screams of passion out of your head. He replied he was going to kill me and back out of the lobby lol

guy told me to "git gud" cause I won a rumble match where most of the other players were using the sword hilt. what, am I supposed to lose on purpose.

Back in the Thorn days I got a message saying "fagg," I was using Mida.

I got one yesterday after I had killed this guy like ten times in a row. He sent me a message saying " dude, your terrible all you can use is the hawk moon." The thing is though, I was using my Boolean Gemini. I had a good laugh over that.

killed a guy using thorn repeatedly in elimination using mida and he got heated

I got called a scrubby noob because i kept on killing this kid in an inferno skirmish with my NLB, best part is he then tried to add me lol

Playing on my friends ps4 and one shot a kid with hawkmoon. He then said "-blam!- you I'm canadian and even that is bullshit." [spoiler]Hurtful much[/spoiler]

20 long minutes later on the Restorative Mind and we wipe at the boss; Random: "You're so ####ing stupid" Me: "lol begone lame" Random: "But it's true you suck" Me: *blocked* In short, the restorative mind can make people very, very aggy.

Got called out for having aimbot in trials.... Multiple times

I always piss people off using blink Ram shotgun Felwinter's Lie ;)

My buddy got a mail the other day... "Go mod somewhere else asshole!" We laughed for a while. He's a beast sniper and he was using her benevolence with hidden hand just to be a dick lmao

Some guy said he could destroy me using white weapons. I was using Jade Rabbit and Party Crasher. He was using..... You know I don't even remember lol. I sent him both his and my DTR rank afterwards..... no response.

[quote]Maybe not get sniped[/quote] He died 6 times sending that message while I and the other guy died twice total and got him to final stage, he ended with 4x my deaths. Fallen saber strike (wasn't actually trying, just relieving homework stress)