Tell us about some of the best hate mail you've gotten! I've gotten hate mail in PvE and PvP, for reasons like "Your voice is monotone and you sound like a depressed robot" to "Just let me kill you with my hammers please." It never gets old. No such thing as bad hate mail. I've even gotten death threats! I'll share one I just got a few hours ago. WARNING: lots of paragraphs Some sunbreaker who managed to miss three of his hammers at shotgun range (who I end up meleeing to death) messages me telling me he hopes that everyone I ever love comes to realize how much they hate me. I asked him why he's so upset, and he started accusing me of cheating. I told him to have a good day, then he dropped the best thing I've ever read from any human being ever. [b]"I can't anymore you just ruined my whole day." [/b] I just kept sending him messages like "chin up sport :)" and dumb crap like that. Invited him to the party. He sounded like a 20 something year old guy trying to overcompensate for something with a nasally voice. Sounded like Squilliam Tentacles, but with health issues. He kept trying to say something like "Shut up I'm reporting you," or something, but I couldn't understand him too well. The salt was overflowing, his friends even joined the party to back him up, and soon I had 4 different people threatening to find my IP address. I couldn't stop laughing at them, they were making my day. They got upset, and told me to burn in hell after I finished laughing at them. I thanked them for all the laughs, and kicked them. ----- end of story ----- Good times. I wish I got hate mail more often, it usually only seems to come during IB or ToO. Puts me in a good mood. Are you the type to get offended by hate mail, or laugh it off? Or do you get a warm, fuzzy feeling when reading them? Share your best salt-coated messages here! Edit 1: off to bed, hoping to see some funny stories when I wake up. Have a nice day/night. Edit 2: back, didn't expect the thread to last into noon. Some real good ones here too. Edit 3: got our first sad mail. A moment of silence for the guardian that left Destiny because he couldn't get a kill. Edit 4: so many good ones. Good to see we can laugh it off and dust off the salt.