I like to snipe in pvp. My last 4 matches, people were using the umpire emote to quickly dodge my shots. Wtf? It seriously needs to be slowed down.
Edit: I see this was too subtle for 90% of the community. Those who picked up on the satire, congratulations. Those that took this seriously and hurled insults, thank you as well. My workday went by quicker than usual.
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9 OdpowiedziI guess they wanted to stay safe.
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3 Odpowiedzilooks like the OP called satire when the post was going south...
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Okay I thought this guy was joking when I read this haha
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3 OdpowiedziThis reads like post-dated satire to me. As in "Oh crap this is going south"... "Satire! Satire! I fooled you all!" :D
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1 OdpowiedźDo it with sorrow
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I understand this is satire but if somebody has the reactions to use an emote to dodge a head shot, they would deserve all the win lol
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Satire threads are as cancerous as the actual complaint threads...
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Edytowany przez użytkownika C_fold: 10/14/2015 9:44:04 PMYou must not be much of a sniper if they have time to do that
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3 OdpowiedziThat wasn't an emote, they were just putting up an invisible Titan bubble.
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1 OdpowiedźEmotes do actually give an advantage. I felt like o was the only on but you could use them to look around corners
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2 OdpowiedziI haven't seen this but it sounds genius. I was using the emote where you got all frightened when some used their HoS. He came round the corner, bowed and walked off.
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Works with blow a kiss as well.
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Wist you can dodge head shots with safe emotes? THATS AWESOME
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3 OdpowiedziSo much pay 2 win now destiny is shit
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Agree with the e person down below you just wanted to say it was satire so you could get out of everyone calling you stupid
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1 OdpowiedźI wonder how many people tried to do this after reading this post?
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I'd say that's people just being smart... Deal with it Scrub
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Lol you call it satire just because you didnt recieve the kind of responses you wanted.
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There is a difference between subtlety and crap satire.
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1 OdpowiedźThe emote should be called duck
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1 OdpowiedźThat's not satire...its pure idiocy
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I didn't read it. I saw the title and just pressed mute. Now that I see it was satire I'm glad I didn't wait.
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Only try hards pick emotes for strategy
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I wonder how many of that emote this post sold. lol
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I crouch to avoid headshots all the time, I realize this is satire but.. Cmon..