I died by a spaceship explosion. You?
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#Destiny
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Too much Taco Bell.
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Smashed by a warsat
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I was an unwilling volunteer of the cabal space program.
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I decided to play russian roulette with an automatic rifle...one of my worst ideas yet
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Lost a fight with a firetruck
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My gun back fired in my face
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Raining death of WARSATS.
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Bumpity bump bump
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I got into a reverse car accident. I got super wasted and ran into a parked car so hard that I broke a rib and it stabbed me in the heart.
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Hammer titan
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I went to Russia, but I left my heart in San Francisco
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1 OdpowiedźThe Chargers losing that game yesterday.
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1 OdpowiedźI smelled what the rock was cooking......
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I was walking through Russia and got tetanus from scratching my arm on an old rusted car
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Late stage syphilis
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14 OdpowiedziI was stabbed 37 times in the chest by a llama
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I killed myself with a gjallarhorn by shooting it to close
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Got my dick caught in a ceiling fan
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1 OdpowiedźGot my dick smashed with a hammer RIP
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Threw too much money at the screen and died of starvation.
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I froze to death. Because Russia
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1 OdpowiedźWell speaking we were near a lot of cars I think I died from being drunk and flying through a windshield landing face first in a bomb. That my friends is how I met your mother.
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Full blown aids he used to hunt monkeys before -blam!- them
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Sex so good it killed her pussy. And her
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Rasputin had the warsats kill me before the darkness could take me.
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The lore says that non-Exo guardians literally are not able to remember and exos can only remember through ghost level hacking of their own mind. So I guess the short answer is "idontknow".