The speaker HATES this guy.
Went from 100 light to 290 in one day. Click the link below to find out how.
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Average sparrow driver learnt how to save on his next rare sparrow. Vanguard quartermaster wants this video banned.
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Click this video to find out how one guardian made legendary marks from home using this one weird trick:
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One hunter patrolled on the cosmodrome. What he found will make you cry!
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Cryptarchs HATE this guy.
Learn how to turn your legendary engrams into exotics using this £3 trick!
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Learn how to make up to 500 strange coins from the tower everyday!
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15 'locks who aged horribly!
#3 will make you cringe!
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See embarrassing footage of the hive God Oryx! The hive want this embarrassing video [u]taken[/u] down!
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WARNING! YOUR GHOST MAY CONTAIN DANGEROUS MALWARE!
Download ghost cleaner NOW!
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LOCAL CHRYPTARCHS NEED ENGRAMS NOW!
Rahool will never know!
-no tower card
-no signup
-no bullshit
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Local awoken finds £1 "sweeping pill"
Sweeper bots HATE her!
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Dearest friend,
My name is Abdalla Anasa, kell of the house of Kenya. I have recently been handed a fortune of 10000 legendary marks written in your great-great-uncle's will. Seeing as you are the only remaining blood relative, it is fitting you should receive what is yours. Provide me with your tower card details and I promise you 20%.
Take care and God bless you, my friend.
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Blues? In [i]your[/i] legendary engrams?
It's more common than you think.
Click [u]here[/u] to start gallery.
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A fireteam ventured into the dreadnought.
What they found in this chest shocked the world. Click [u]here[/u] to find out more!
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This baby vandal was found in the cosmodrome, blind, deaf and alone.
Don't scroll without saying "amen"
*random emojis here*
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Here in my garage, just bought this new 1000 yard stare over here.
But you know what I love more than my 1000 yard stare?
Shotguns.
And that's why I installed these 3 new shelves to store all of my shotguns. I use 1 shotgun, everyday.
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Thanks to all! (Good thing I bumped this back to life!)
Apparently the MOTW was parodied off of this...
>:|
Side note: anyone needing a clan, or just a group for some casual chat and fun, feel free to hit a request to me :D
This is proper satire :)
~Spartan laser
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4 OdpowiedziYou don't have to be lonely, at TitansOnly.com
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6 OdpowiedziIs this shader blue and black or white and silver? Should you buy a legacy engram? 50% of guardians got this wrong! Shoot Oryx in the head and win an iPad!
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3 Odpowiedzi5 simple steps to a [b]bigger ghost![/b] Click for details.
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4 OdpowiedziFind your match at FallenMingle.com, yyyeeeessss?
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2 OdpowiedziNooo he is draining the light DLC spoiler
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Edytowany przez użytkownika EM4N141: 9/27/2015 4:04:31 PM
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I just bought the Year 2 Suros Regime for ONE legendary mark! Click here to find out how! [spoiler]sweeper bot is king.[/spoiler]
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4 OdpowiedziHere in my garage, just bought this new sparrow here, fun to drive up here in the Hollywood Hills.
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I can not seem to find this video....... Speaker has to much control!
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2 OdpowiedziSparrow drivers on Mars shocked by new Meridian Bay law... Eat this black wax idol and never exercise again! Lord Shax hates him! This Guardian learned to cheese the Crucible with this one wierd trick! [spoiler]thread of the day. 1000 internet points to OP[/spoiler]
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Get exotic loot NOW! No bullshit! No credit card!
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Hello, this is the Kell from the house of Kenya. I've been informed that you are by last of my blood, please give your credit card information so I can give you my fortune of 25000 Glimmer.
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xx_HotSinglePsion_xx : hey hru, wow your cute (: xx_HotSinglePsion_xx : hey wanna come over? im feeling a little darkness hehe (: Click here to message xx_HotSinglePsion_xx back!
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10 OdpowiedziArrr ya ready, scrubs? Aye, Aye, Bungie! I can't heeeearrrr yooouuuu!!! AYE, AYE, BUNGIE!!! Oooooohhhhhh... Who lives in the Raid Area under the Reef? Sponge-Boss Nerf-Pants! Annoying and glitchy and laggy is he? Sponge-Boss Nerf-Pants! If useless materials are something you wish... Sponge-Boss Nerf-Pants! The join in mid-raid, and whine like a b*tch! Sponge-Boss Nerf-Pants! SpongeBoss NerfPants, SpongeBoss NerfPants, SpongeBoss NerfPants, SpongeBooosssssss NerfPaaaaaaants!
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Guardians [b]HATE[/b] him! Learn how this man got the Sleeper Simulate with this one weird trick that Bungie doesn't want you to know!
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Local guardian finds scared psion on the side of the road. What happens next will bring a tear to your eye! [spoiler]Guardian down![/spoiler]
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This is literally my twitter feed
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[quote]The speaker HATES this guy. Went from 100 light to 290 in one day. Click the link below to find out how. ------------------------------- Average sparrow driver learnt how to save on his next rare sparrow. Vanguard quartermaster wants this video banned. ------------------------------- Click this video to find out how one guardian made legendary marks from home using this one weird trick: ------------------------------ One hunter patrolled on the cosmodrome. What he found will make you cry! ----------------------------- Cryptarchs HATE this guy. Learn how to turn your legendary engrams into exotics using this £3 trick! ---------------------------- Learn how to make up to 500 strange coins from the tower everyday! ---------------------------- 15 'locks who aged horribly! #3 will make you cringe! ---------------------------- See embarrassing footage of the hive God Oryx! The hive want this embarrassing video [u]taken[/u] down! ---------------------------- WARNING! YOUR GHOST MAY CONTAIN DANGEROUS MALWARE! Download ghost cleaner NOW! ---------------------------- LOCAL CHRYPTARCHS NEED ENGRAMS NOW! Rahool will never know! -no tower card -no signup -no BS ---------------------------- Local Spartan Laser is trending using this weird trick involving coconut oil to change his life! ---------------------------- [spoiler]www.satireislife.com[/spoiler][/quote]
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Hunters HATE her! Local Titan reveals simple trick to erase opponents in crucible! Shocking new super revealed!
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This is great.
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[quote][u]Taken[/u] down[/quote]
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lonely male exo titan looking for awoken huntress...must send pics for approval.
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Lmao, that's great. Reminds of those dumb adds you see on web pages... [spoiler]irl[/spoiler]
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6 OdpowiedziDear Guardian: My name is Muckba Uckba. I am great-grandson to Valus Ta'auruc. Recently he was killed in a terrible accident and I have inherited his estate of 95,000,000,000 glimmer. Through my lawyer I have found you are the oldest living relative. However, the Taken have seized all my accounts on Mars and I need your assistance. If you send me your Tower account number I will be sure to guarantee you 15% of the glimmer for your help. Please help me and God bless you my dearest friend.