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Edytowany przez użytkownika FoMan123:
9/13/2015 3:32:22 AM
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Got a joke? Tell it here!
A beta player and someone with max grimoire go to a bar how do you know?
[spoiler]They both announce it as they walk in. [/spoiler]
Tell some jokes below to pass the time, try to keep the super disgusting ones out please. I'd hate for people to get banned or reported a ton.
[i]The ninja's are everywhere[/i]
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I heard scientists are developing a camera with such a fast shutter speed [spoiler]it can take a picture of a women with her mouth closed[/spoiler]
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2 OdpowiedziI was a Guardian like you once, then I took a sparrow to the knee...
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So a blonde and brunette are living together. One day the blonde walks into the home with a rope around her waist. The brunette asks, "what are you doing?" The blonde says, " I'm trying to commit suicide." the brunette answers, " then how 'bout you tie the rope around your neck?" Then the blonde says, " I tried that but I couldn't breath."
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1 OdpowiedźI had a really good destiny joke, but I phogoth it Why are Titans eyes always hurting? It's because they can't blink Why don't you want to have sex with the Templar? Because he has harpies The 3 Xs of hawk moon Xcellent Xtravagent Xboxless These are all from Mr. Fruits channel on YouTube! Check him out he's a really good you tuber and he deserves more viewers! The videos where I got these jokes are called heard in destiny
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I sake someone if they had any sodium hypobromite. He said NaBro.
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[spoiler]my life. [/spoiler]
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Edytowany przez użytkownika gerManicjag: 9/13/2015 4:12:52 AMOk I got a really good one, every time I tell it people die with laughter. I'll put it in the spoiler. [spoiler]Donald Trump[/spoiler]
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My sex life
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What the difference between pink and purple? [spoiler]adults only[/spoiler] [spoiler]her grip[/spoiler]
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My life..
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3 OdpowiedziWhat's the difference between a hundred dead children and Gjallarhorn?
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My social life after destiny launched
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My life :(
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Auto rifles lmao
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What does the chicken say to the funny egg? I love your yokes! They crack me up!
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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
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1 OdpowiedźA dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
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Destiny is a great game, LOLZ for days. Good eye candy, shit repetitive rubbish
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What's the difference b/t a BungieVi$ion fan boy and a sheep?[spoiler]the sheep is benefiting from being exploited[/spoiler]
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Destiny is a full and complete game
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Here's one. Bungie's management of Destiny thus far.
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Destiny
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12 OdpowiedziTwo Guardians are sitting in a cafe below the tower drinking coffee. They finish, and one mentions how there are an unusual amount of dregs in the cup. He's about to call the waitress to complain, when the table beside them flips over and crashes on its side. They see a Hand Cannon barrel peeping over the rim of the table. The next thing they heard was Cayde-6's voice: "Put down the cup, and slowly walk away Guardian..." [spoiler]Personally this is why I prefer tea.[/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźYour k/d.
