A beta player and someone with max grimoire go to a bar how do you know?
[spoiler]They both announce it as they walk in. [/spoiler]
Tell some jokes below to pass the time, try to keep the super disgusting ones out please. I'd hate for people to get banned or reported a ton.
[i]The ninja's are everywhere[/i]
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destiny #destiny
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Take your pants off, it's Schwifty time today
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1 OdpowiedźIs this Bungie? No this is Deej Is this Bungie? No this is Deej... Is this Bungie? NO THIS IS DEEJ!!! I'm no Bungie
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2 OdpowiedziWhy is santa claus's sack so big? He only comes once a year.
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Spike Spiegel: 9/13/2015 6:26:29 PMWhat did the farmer say to the man who stole his pig? [spoiler][b]you[/b] [b]fag[/b] give my pig back[/spoiler]
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That joke is as good as my social life.
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7 OdpowiedziWhat do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? [spoiler]their last great hit was the wall[/spoiler]
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5 OdpowiedziA Newton walks into a bar. He says " how much for a drink?" The bartender says "for u? No charge!"
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Pre 2.0 A Thorn user and a The Last Word user walk into a room. What do they say? [spoiler]-blam!- you then killed each other[/spoiler]
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Destiny
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4 OdpowiedziLife is like a box of chocolates... It doesn't last as long for fat people
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Thudd224: 9/13/2015 11:35:37 AMWhy does Helen Keller wear tight pants? [spoiler]So you can read [i][b]her[/b][/i] lips. [/spoiler]
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They say a BMW is like a porcupine, only the pricks are inside.
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What's the best part of an ISIS joke? [spoiler]The execution![/spoiler]
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What's the best part of an ISIS joke? [spoiler]The execution![/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźWanna hear a ghorn joke you probaly won't get it.
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I have some super good advice,don't get it.
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What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? [spoiler]not everyone has been in a 747[/spoiler]
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What do you call the guy who was last in his class in medical school? [spoiler]doctor[/spoiler]
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6 OdpowiedziPatch 2.0 ... get it??
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1 Odpowiedź[spoiler]DPJ[/spoiler]
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I have a joke [spoiler]your real name, what was I thinking[/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźHow can you find out if someone is a vegan? [spoiler]No need, they already announced it to everyone within a 50 foot radius[/spoiler]
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3 OdpowiedziBud, why are you looking on this forum for one, the joke's obviously in your pants.