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Edytowany przez użytkownika FoMan123:
9/13/2015 3:32:22 AM
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Got a joke? Tell it here!
A beta player and someone with max grimoire go to a bar how do you know?
[spoiler]They both announce it as they walk in. [/spoiler]
Tell some jokes below to pass the time, try to keep the super disgusting ones out please. I'd hate for people to get banned or reported a ton.
[i]The ninja's are everywhere[/i]
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My girlfriend is like my G-Horn. I had to buy her...
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9 OdpowiedziIn a ship there was a Hunter, a Warlock, Petra Venj and a frightfully awful looking Titan. The ship happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Warlock had a big red slap mark on his cheek. ** Petra thought - "that Warlock son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat Titan, who in turn must have slapped his face" ** The fat Titan thought - "this dirty old Warlock laid his hands on Petra and she smacked him" ** The Warlock thought - "That damned Hunter put his hand on Petra and by mistake she slapped me" ** The Hunter thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid Warlock again"
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Women's rights
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What's one movie Rick Astley won't give you [spoiler]He's never gonna give you Up[/spoiler]
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Is Stevie Wonder a bad dad? [spoiler]he never see's his kids[/spoiler]
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2 OdpowiedziWhat did the Black woman name her four sons? [spoiler]Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone and Tyrone[/spoiler] How does she tell them apart? [spoiler]Their last names![/spoiler]
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Edytowany przez użytkownika emirasal: 9/15/2015 7:39:54 AMWhat's the difference between spaghetti and the large intestine? [spoiler]you can't hear the sweet screams with spaghetti [/spoiler] be warned it's dark
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The September 11th terrorist attack
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I got a joke! [spoiler]OP's life.[/spoiler]
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2 OdpowiedziWhy did the little girl Sally drop her ice cream? [spoiler]Because she got hit by a truck[/spoiler]
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8 OdpowiedziThere's only 10 types of people in this world. Ones who know binary and ones who dont.
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2 OdpowiedziWhat's the difference between bungie and the YMCA? [spoiler]The YMCA actually knows how to support a community[/spoiler]
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5 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika Cyber: 9/15/2015 10:47:49 PMTake the L out of Elmo and he worships a dark lord.
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay [spoiler]because they would be called bagels[/spoiler]
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What's a Mexicans favorite sport? [spoiler]Cross Country[/spoiler]
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Three guys walked into a bar [spoiler]they should've ducked[/spoiler]
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How to you get a black man down from a tree? [spoiler]cut the rope[/spoiler]
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What do you call a room full of black people? [spoiler]Jail[/spoiler]
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What's Black and Yellow and goes 60 Miles an hour? [spoiler]A bus full of black people going off a cliff[/spoiler]
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6 OdpowiedziI violated the [url]Code of Ninja[/url] and was met with Conduct Justice.
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When bush was young and offered a job as a pool boy he turned it down saying he preferred [i]inside jobs[/i] [spoiler]HAPPY 911![/spoiler]
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Yo mamma so dumb she brought Windex into the Vault of Glass
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2 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika Zzamumo: 9/15/2015 1:43:51 AMTruth and Liam Neeson have something in common: [spoiler]they will find you, and they will kill you[/spoiler]
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4 OdpowiedziWhere does Sally go after the explosion?
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4 Odpowiedzi1) Why did Sally fall off the swing? [spoiler]because she had no arms[/spoiler] 2) Knock knock.. *who's there?** [spoiler]not Sally[/spoiler]
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4 OdpowiedziWhat's Al Qaeda's favorite NFL team? [spoiler]The New York Jets[/spoiler]
