[b]The Unofficial Rules of Iron Banner This Month[/b] Weapons. Everyone is to use either: Thorn, The Last Word, Hopscotch Pilgrim, Messenger, at all times. Transgressions will be met with swift destruction to your face. Note further, see item 3 if in doubt. Blink. If you are wearing the Ram, blink extra hard and only use shotgun, it makes you more annoying and disguises your lack of skill Snipers. Camp with your Icebreaker. Use only that. Blame Bungie for nerfing it into oblivion for PvE. The Objective Never capture 2 zones if I'm on your team. If victory is all but assured, slack - let the other team get domination and triple cap for that shinyComeback medal you know they want. It's only a matter of time before Bungie implements the Snatched From The Jaws of Victory medal, so try for it as well. 4.1. If B is open to capture, LEAVE IT! Stare at it instead while aiming down sights. Some dumbass hunter with a timepiece and sniper will attempt to capture it and get wrecked. 4.2. When 4.1 happens, DO NOT COVER THE HUNTER EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE AIMING AT THE ZONE. Said hunter has violated Rules 1, 3 and 4.1 and deserves death by a thousand thorns. 4.3. In the event of 4.1, you will always be spawned on the furthest side of the map surrounded by your adversaries. This is negative reinforcement, you objective playing scrublord. You will always join a match in progress.... 5.1. When flying in, you will hear Shaxx announce that heavy ammo is available. 5.2. Upon spawning in you will be: a. Supered - normally by a blinking ram. b. Rocketed c. Losing c. Up by 2000 points. This will give you a false sense of security because Rule 4 is in effect. d. Missing the heavy ammo [u]Bubble Titans[/u] BITCH about being underpowered then CHEAT by forming a bubble train. CRY when supered. WHINE on the Destiny forums. [u]Warlocks[/u] BITCH about not being OP then massacre everything. Melee a full health Bladedancer to DEATH from across the room and get back the sliver of health he took away from you with your Ram, NOVA BOMB or FIREBOLT bubbles, BLINK shotgun a Gunslinger, let your axion bolts CHASE enemies around corners, your scatter grenades BLOOM, your fusions TRACK and your fire bolts BURN. You will also be given lightning grenades in the next expansion because your existing grenades are UNDERPOWERED. This game is very BALANCED, especially if you are a Warlock. Say, 'the top 100 players are all blade dancers,' make this your MANTRA and repeatedly say it to dissenters against the face of overwhelming evidence. [u]Hunters[/u] Be SECURE in the knowledge that the top 100 players main as hunters. ARCBLADE entire te- oh crap, a shotgun! GOLDEN GUN - oh crap, a shotgun, Jesus, you have to AIM golden gun, oh god, I missed all 3 shots, WHAT! TRIPMINE everyo- F@CK, you LIVED?! FLUX GRENADE all of - F@CK, you LIVED?! Throw KNIVES at - F@CK, how do you AIM it, oh god, shotgun! ARC BOLT people because that's all you have that's worth a damn but only with an exotic chest piece! You only get ONE grenade because you are not a Warlock and your exotics SUCK! BLINK! BLINK SHOTGUN! F@CK gunslingers! REALIZE you are not a top 100 player in anything other than deaths. On Bounties A machine gun bounty exists. Only use rocket launchers. This will consistently be the only bounty you will never complete.