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Edytowany przez użytkownika CaoticFox:
8/30/2015 3:28:40 AM
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Marriage made in The Last Array
Dear Bungie,
I would like to have my legal marriage where I met her. She was crouched alone in a dark corner ("regenning health") on the public part of this mission. I was on my 3rd character (Hand Cannon welding Warlock) #hatethisgun. Lol... long story... she was just sitting there, so I waved. She waved back. I asked if she needed help... she said "sure, I've been stuck here for the last hour... I keep dying." We joined a fire team together and we're promptly joined by one of her IRL friends who began bashing religion... I stood up for my Christianity and unbeknownst to me, gained the respect of the other guardian, and lost the company of the atheist. Since then we have been living together for 6 months (since February 06), and are soon to pursue a legal marriage. We want to be married where we met. Is there anyway you could help us out? Asside from laughing & thinking this is a joke (it isnt).
EDIT: we are already biblically married people.... just want to do the legalities this way. FYI conceived on our bibllical wedding night. SURPRISE!!! was our first time together.
PIC: http://imgur.com/Hp90wUs (so it DID happen LOL)
NOTE: I DONT CUT MY NAILS... JUST FILE THEM AFTER THEY NATURALLY BREAK.
-she bites hers-
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#Destiny
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1 OdpowiedźNever forget.
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2 OdpowiedziI had to come back to this thread to comment on them nails. Dude, you're about to have a baby! Cut them long ass fungus infested fanger nails. I promise you WILL accidentally scratch your baby with those of you don't cut them. On top of that, it's very unsanitary to have around your child.
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I pimped his controller 😂.... The Destiny Pair always & forever ❤️
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I have one question for this man[spoiler]what are those?????[/spoiler] Jk [spoiler]this post made me wtf very hard[/spoiler]
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So much wtf I made a wtf dinner and still had enough left over for a wtf dessert. Religious people are so cutely weird.
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1 OdpowiedźBungie make this happen. The first ever virtual wedding!
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2 OdpowiedziWatch out for Error code: Divorce, Error Code: Child Support, and Error Code: Alcoholism.
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13 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika Xûr Mixalot: 8/29/2015 7:37:10 PM*Variks walks your wife down the aisle, whilst Dregs poke and prod at an Organ, making a hideous excuse for music* Archon Priest: "Do you, Guardian, take this lovely female Guardian to be your happily wedded wife?" You: "I do." Archon Priest: "And do you, female Guardian, take this male Guardian to be your wonderful wedded husband?" Your wife: "I do." Archon Priest: "Psst, Variks, are you crying, bud?" Variks: "No..*sniffle*...Variks does not cry...Variks' eyes are leaking, yessss? *sniffle*" Archon Priest: You may kiss the bride." *you both look into each other's eyes, and moments before your lips touch...* [spoiler]A WARSAT enters the atmosphere and plummets towards your location at thousands of miles per hour, while Dinklebot says "Hold on...."[/spoiler]
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It's so beautiful... :)
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Damn bro
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Congrats. Every day your gonna wake up next to someone who couldn't beat The Last Array by herself.
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4 OdpowiedziDude finding wife on destiny and I can't get a non retard team in skirmish and raid. #jellyAF
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this is great. myself and my wife play all the time! congrats!
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so...much...to.. pick.. from.. nah, to easy!
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Eew wtf fgt nails
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3 OdpowiedziCan me and my father Oryx come to your wedding??
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1 OdpowiedźThe family that plays together, stays together. Congratulations!
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8 OdpowiedziDid you take my advice with the shaders?
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1 OdpowiedźCongrats op I hope you have awesome life together and kill lots of the dark spawn together for many years :)
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10 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika Muted: 8/30/2015 4:03:05 AMDamn nìgga flashing them nails like they on fleek. Them nails something serious bro. Like you just got caught doin the thot walk out the damn salon. You make Real Housewives of ATL, OC, [b]AND[/b] NY look bad. Smacking around all them hoes in Bad Girls Club. Nails looking like Sabertooth from X-Men like shit. I thought the bottom hand was you at first till i saw that thumb. Im sitting here like tf breh. Yall do foreplay or something? Like...youre the cat and shes the mouse? Seems like Freddy Crueger passed that torch b. Ya hand looking like its in the Olympic games or something. By the looks of it your pinkie nail is ahead by a few laps. Mmm. The only thing 'Caotic' is them nails breh clip them shits.
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6 OdpowiedziInteresting diversion from the usual posts seen here, congrats man.
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One question:[spoiler]Why does everyone care so much about his nails XDDDDD[/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźThis reminds me of EQ. Congratz though.
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1 OdpowiedźSuch a wonderful story. I wish you two the best of luck :)
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at the reception oryx comes and crashes the party
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1 OdpowiedźCut your nails please. It's driving me crazy :(
