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Edytowany przez użytkownika TheMilkman:
11/7/2015 1:05:30 AM
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Post school logic v3.0
It's that time of year again, most kidos are back to school by now and it's only [i]logical for me to post this. [/i]
Post any kind if school logic such as memes, jokes or logical moments.
Here's mine:
Kids fight during lunch and smart lunch ( a time where you can catch up on work)...let's ban smart lunch the only time students use that they need.
Bus strike goes on; the school board decides to make teachers drive busses instead of hiring new ones and firing the ones that work most of the time. [spoiler]there are plenty and I mean plenty of school bus drivers in the city area. [/spoiler]
Our school is having a bring your own tech to school; you must sign a contract allowing them to spy on you; so you can get on the internet... I rather not have NSA 2 on my back.
Alright class today you will have 48 problems to do and each problem consists of 7 boring steps that require a calculator. Oh and you have a quiz tomorrow; no calculator.
English teacher: Today we will be in groups of people you do not know not want to know so you can be more social. (You get into the group and the work consists on you talking; no one talks for the entire time.)
You have to write a 15 sentence essay of what a teacher job is like even though you can explain it in 5 or less sentences.
Teacher: Today instead of learning about grammar, I decided we should learn more about poetry.
Please solve this equation the way I showed you, even though there are other ways. Also you have to explain each step.
Pulls out phone to use as a calculator, gets suspended for using the phone to play games.
Rides bus in the morning; tries to ride bus in afternoon, but bus driver says your not on the list and have to go to the front office to write a slip. Then give it to the bus driver the next day, so you can ride the bus in the afternoon for 10 days only.
(" Teacher: you must copy the hw from the board and do it tonight.
Student [i]takes out phone and takes pic of hw[/i].
Teacher: You are not allowed to take a picture of the hw, but I'll allow it this time. ")
Edit: 360 posts...Xbox 360 ftw!
Edit 2: this is starting to get more depressing than funny.
Edit 3: flame war in section Walrus.
Edit 4: 711 I smell shopping.
Edit5: I'm back, how long is this edit list going to go?
[spoiler]keep it kid friendly[/spoiler]
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15 OdpowiedziHomeschoolers FTW!!!
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Let's take your youth and imprison you for 12 f*cking years, and guess what, we'll give you homeworks so you don't feel free after exiting this living hell.
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16 Odpowiedzi<Be me <Wake up, take a shower, go downstairs <Be homeschooled
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1 OdpowiedźOnce I had an assignment where the teacher tells us we can work together on it. 2 weeks after submitting my friend and I get called into her office. "You guys made the same error in your assingments, you must have cheated and copied off each other! Tell me right now why I shouldn't report you to the dean!" Ended up getting a zero for the assingment.
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4 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika mr_ribbons209: 9/28/2015 11:16:12 PMTakes algebra 1 dosent prepare you for geometry next year. takes algebra 2 is expected to remember everything from algebra 1 ;-;
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1 Odpowiedź>Learns cursive over the course of the last three years of elementary. >Idea is established that cursive will be used throughout entirety of adult life and necessary to be functional. >Immediately unlearn cursive in highschool because no one gives a shit. >Only needs cursive for signatures of name.
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Jamming boxes put in the ceiling of each class room to block cell phone signal
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19 OdpowiedziSchool- "We want you to be at your best" So making us wake up at 5 in the morning helps? Making smarter students do so much work they have to choose between happiness and good grades helps? Forcing unimportant shit down our throats is helping? Making us go through all of the above for 4 years without a guarantee that we will go anywhere with our lives will help?
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11 OdpowiedziThey Hesitated Everything Gave Away My Essay [spoiler]read the first letters Some of you will get it [/spoiler]
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7 OdpowiedziOh you have friends, a job, and a life? We don't see it so it didn't happen. Lets give you >7hrs of shit you won't ever need in life >expell you for having any kind of personality >make sure the teachers are stupid as -blam!- and dont give a shit about the class >and 3 hrs of homework everyday. (6 hrs on the weekend so you won't get bored! ~[i]Every School Ever[/i]
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3 OdpowiedziA whole video of school logic [url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A9Jz0PvSkYI[/url]
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1 OdpowiedźGirl: why didn't they put swords on spears to make them sharper. Teacher: that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard Girl: im failing math so it's not my fault I couldn't correctly calculate what I was saying. Me: you were saying Teach?
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Bullies wail on kid. Kid cowers and protects himself. Kid being bullied gets suspended. Win for school logic.
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9 OdpowiedziSo I'm in high school right now and ever since 5th grade I've wanted to be a high school science teacher when I grow up. [spoiler]I know what kind of fu[b]ck[/b]face am I[/spoiler] Anyways I plan on being a good teacher, including but not limited to doing these things: [spoiler]Not losing people's assignments Being lenient on when you turn stuff in (but not too lenient) No homework on weekends whenever I can The bell dismisses you, not me Trying to be interesting in class I honestly won't care what anyone does. It's your grades not mine.[/spoiler] Sorry for bragging about my future self... I just really hate our current school system and so I'm going to try and change it.
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1 OdpowiedźWATERMELONS ARE PEOPLE TOO
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38 OdpowiedziMe: What are taxes and how do I do them? School: Worry not. School: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
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1 OdpowiedźLearn math they said... It will be useful they said...
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10 OdpowiedziCongrats you just finished High School. Now do it all over again except this time pay $25k a year for it.
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1 OdpowiedźThe Bell doesn't dismiss you I dismiss you [spoiler]what the fûck is there a bell for?[/spoiler]
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>teacher cusses in class in front of administration >badass.gif >Student cusses in front of administration >detention
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1 OdpowiedźWrite and ten step logic problem *chooses Mowing grass since that was the example she used One of the questions: Why is this special to you?
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1 OdpowiedźIt's 2015. Typing is the new cursive. First assignment (I shit you not) type 2 pg essay in 10 minutes [spoiler]I didn't even get past half a page due to growing up learning cursive[/spoiler]
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3 OdpowiedziWell if you fight a bully in self defense and the school try's to suspend you or something . Just say Try it and I sue your sorry hides because I was following A FEDERAL LAW which is higher than your stupid rule.
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6 OdpowiedziMe: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know. Can you? Me: MAY I use the restroom? Teacher: You should have gone at lunch 3 periods ago. Next week... Teacher: You are 6 seconds late! If you miss the bell you miss class. I don't make the rules. Teacher at end of class: Since everybody was talking I'm going to hold you for a few minutes from the bell. Me: But we will be late to our next class. You said you don't make the rules. Teacher: The bell doesn't dismiss you. I do.
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When you say "dang" really quietly to yourself during a test and a teacher is like "ARE YOU -blam!-ING TALKING YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
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the BELL doesn't dismiss you I dismiss you [spoiler]then why the feck do you put the bells there in the first place then -blam!-[/spoiler]
