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Edytowany przez użytkownika TheMilkman:
11/7/2015 1:05:30 AM
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Post school logic v3.0
It's that time of year again, most kidos are back to school by now and it's only [i]logical for me to post this. [/i]
Post any kind if school logic such as memes, jokes or logical moments.
Here's mine:
Kids fight during lunch and smart lunch ( a time where you can catch up on work)...let's ban smart lunch the only time students use that they need.
Bus strike goes on; the school board decides to make teachers drive busses instead of hiring new ones and firing the ones that work most of the time. [spoiler]there are plenty and I mean plenty of school bus drivers in the city area. [/spoiler]
Our school is having a bring your own tech to school; you must sign a contract allowing them to spy on you; so you can get on the internet... I rather not have NSA 2 on my back.
Alright class today you will have 48 problems to do and each problem consists of 7 boring steps that require a calculator. Oh and you have a quiz tomorrow; no calculator.
English teacher: Today we will be in groups of people you do not know not want to know so you can be more social. (You get into the group and the work consists on you talking; no one talks for the entire time.)
You have to write a 15 sentence essay of what a teacher job is like even though you can explain it in 5 or less sentences.
Teacher: Today instead of learning about grammar, I decided we should learn more about poetry.
Please solve this equation the way I showed you, even though there are other ways. Also you have to explain each step.
Pulls out phone to use as a calculator, gets suspended for using the phone to play games.
Rides bus in the morning; tries to ride bus in afternoon, but bus driver says your not on the list and have to go to the front office to write a slip. Then give it to the bus driver the next day, so you can ride the bus in the afternoon for 10 days only.
(" Teacher: you must copy the hw from the board and do it tonight.
Student [i]takes out phone and takes pic of hw[/i].
Teacher: You are not allowed to take a picture of the hw, but I'll allow it this time. ")
Edit: 360 posts...Xbox 360 ftw!
Edit 2: this is starting to get more depressing than funny.
Edit 3: flame war in section Walrus.
Edit 4: 711 I smell shopping.
Edit5: I'm back, how long is this edit list going to go?
[spoiler]keep it kid friendly[/spoiler]
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7 OdpowiedziWell this was a bad event at my secondary: >close friend starts feeling really sick and goes home >don't hear from him in 2 weeks >he returns and teachers flip out at him for disappearing for 2 weeks >he shows irrefutable proof of having developed crohns disease and that he nearly DIED from blood loss >teachers give him 1 month of detention WHAT THE -blam!-?!!!
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4 OdpowiedziSchool: If Sally has 3 apples, and she gives one to lil bill, one to a poor nigris, then puts the other one in her anal cavity what's the circumference of the sun? [spoiler]it's 201.50[/spoiler]
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148 OdpowiedziWhich one are you?
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2 OdpowiedziNo matter what time of year it is There will always be a Cripple kid
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10 OdpowiedziGiving spiders drugs apparently isn't funny according to teachers.
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My school hired someone to take care of a honey bee hive, but instead knocked it down. The bees are all over now.
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Updated version 3 is out. [spoiler] I know the logic sentences ( yes that's what I'm calling them) are short but not much is happening so far. [/spoiler]
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6 OdpowiedziRevies for offtopic sake.
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You will never be an author Learn how to write a personal narrative!
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3 OdpowiedziHey, remember that horrible website Study Island that we put half of all your grades in, how it made your scores actually worse if you attempted to correct your quizzes that it gave you, discouraging you from trying to fix your mistakes? And we said you don't have to do that next year? Guess what, we lied!
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4 OdpowiedziWe're going to teach you how to do complex shit that you're probably never going use.
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6 OdpowiedziAt our school, we have a thing called a "lockdown drill" at certain times. The drill is used for in case someone dangerous is in the facility. DON'T WORRY GUYS! LET'S ALL HIDE IN OUR CLASSROOMS SO IF THE SAID PERSON COMES IN HE CAN KILL US ALL!
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4 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika KPIO228: 10/3/2015 9:58:54 PM*fire drill* "[b]EVERYBODY WALK OUT OF THIS DOOR IN A SINGLE FILE LINE WITHOUT SAYING A WORD!!!"[/b] *takes students about a minute to shuffle out the door* "[b]THIS IS HOW YOU SHOULD TREAT A REAL FIRE AS WELL!!!"[/b] No, bitch. We're definitely going to be running around screaming if there's a real fire
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1 OdpowiedźLast year in my geometry class (i was in an honors class... I swear WHITE PEOPLE were the minority in that class) anyways so at one point i got horribly confused about proofs or whatever and i just tell out: WHY WILL WE EVER NEED THIS IN OUR LIVES?! im going to get a regular job doing sales or somethin, when will i ever need this?! My teacher just looks at me, contemplating the question, then says: The only time you will need this is if you become a math teacher for a geometry class. Best. Math teacher. Ever.
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3 OdpowiedziNourishment is important at school! *Sells cookies, muffins, chips, French fries, and ice cream* We give our children long lunch periods to let them socialize and prepare for the rest of the day! *Continues to give us 19 minute lunch Periods*
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1 OdpowiedźThe way we submit homework in my school is by using google classroom, so when the app makes a mistake on my iPad and rotates a picture I have to send to my science teacher. But instead of being a normal person and rotating their head or the picture, I get a 0/100 [spoiler]WTF[/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźMy math teacher threatened to yell at us. The dumbest part was that he was yelling at us while he said that
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Alright. This is specifically here in the us as I don't know how foreign schools handle this. Spend 2/3 of the school year learning how to take a test. An last 1/3 actually learning things.
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1 Odpowiedź*walks into class 1 minute late* Teacher: Go get a pass from the office you are late *waste 5 minutes walking to office to get a late pass* Teacher logic
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4 OdpowiedziTeacher>"you're here to learn and do work" Me>"no I'm here because it's the law" Teacher>"ok but atleast do your work it's your job" Me>"this ain't my job I don't get paid for this, this is more like slavery in forced to do something without pay" Teacher>"...I'm sending you to OCS for talking back"
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School spends tons of hours teaching you to speak up when it comes to bullying, only so that in the end [b]YOU[/b] get told to simply [i]"ignore"[/i] them when you tell. School believes that defending yourself is bad, ok, now let me wait for a teacher, by the time she/he arrives to this fight I would be knocked out cold. You can only use the bathroom between classes, yet if you get to class late you get in trouble. Only 25 percent of the stuff you use in school will help you in life. Getting in trouble gets you a long lecture about how your disrupting other kids from learning, even though lecturing will make things worse. 3 kids talking equals punishing the whole class from going to lunch early or missing out in fun activities, and to make it worse the teachers acknowledge that not everyone deserved it. Basically I hate the American school system because it sucks, it probably was made by the devil himself, and it sucks in a global scale, that's really saying something, now if you excuse me I'm gonna build a bunker before our generation becomes tomorrow's leaders.
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13 OdpowiedziApparently they expect you to make it to class in 5 minutes with a number of obstacles in the way. 1. People who stand in the busy hall and have side conversations when I need to get somewhere. 2. Long stretches of hallway that you need to speed walk to even make it on time. 3. More slow people. 4. Also you should rush your visit to the restroom, you can't even take your time. This was my list. This makes me rather annoyed and most of the time wanting to go on a shooting spree.
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3 OdpowiedziITT: Edgy teenagers rant about how pointless and dumb school is
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9 Odpowiedzi7th Grade: Scrub 8th Grade: Cool people 9th Grade: Scrub 10th and 11th Grade: NO ONE CARES 12th Grade: OMG ITS ONE OF THEM I MUST WORSHIP!!!! [spoiler]A simple chart on the popularity level at my school brought to you by an actual teacher at said school.[/spoiler]
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