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8/24/2015 12:36:38 AM
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I just pulled you over for speeding!
What is your excuse for going over the speed limit and tell me why I shouldn't give you a ticket!?!
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#Offtopic
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2 OdpowiedziWell you see... *gets sniped*
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2 Odpowiedzi*start crying*
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2 OdpowiedziI have an army of lawyers. Try if you dare.
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1 OdpowiedźMy fish died and i have to save him
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2 OdpowiedziBecause I'm a sexy beast and you want deez nuts in your anus.
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2 OdpowiedziBecause, [spoiler][i]I'm Batman[/i][/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźOfficer, if you come home with me tonight I can promise the only thing going fast will be my switchblade penetrating your rectum repeatedly cus you're into that.
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1 OdpowiedźI am on weed. This is Colorado.
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1 OdpowiedźI have diarrhea.
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5 OdpowiedziWearing my EMS uniform, I never get tickets. But then, I never get pulled over anyway. Just gotta know the roads, and where the cops "spawn", lol.
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4 OdpowiedziWhat seems to be the officer, problem?
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1 OdpowiedźI'm so sorry, I was driving to the glasses store to get new glasses, here's me prescription if you would like to see. It's just too hard to see the speed limit signs, and I would have had someone drive me but they were all too busy. It's not so bad that it's dangerous, it's just that sometimes I mistake 3's for 8's.
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1 OdpowiedźI am Sanic
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1 OdpowiedźYeah, I drive a red sports car. I get stopped almost as much as a black guy in a white neighborhood. Not once have I gotten out of a speeding ticket. I just bend over and accept it at this point, though most of the time it's deserved so..
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2 OdpowiedziI was just keeping with the flow of traffic, Officer Potato.
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2 Odpowiedzi*runs over your foot*
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1 OdpowiedźI'm not even in a car 0_o
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2 Odpowiedzi"Communist engaged!"
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1 OdpowiedźI just got done huffing some stuff, and I was just on my way to pick up my bitches for my next clients
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1 OdpowiedźSorry my...cat was....flying? I M-mean I was going to fast to see the speed limit so I'm free to go?
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1 OdpowiedźBecause i'm under 18
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2 OdpowiedziIf I show u my boobs will u let me off
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1 OdpowiedźBite my shiny metal ass!
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1 OdpowiedźBecause I'll give you recon armor.
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2 OdpowiedziI'm rushing somebody to the hospital! *Drives off* [spoiler]dick[/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźUnloads a s&w 500 into your skull.
