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8/24/2015 12:36:38 AM
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I just pulled you over for speeding!
What is your excuse for going over the speed limit and tell me why I shouldn't give you a ticket!?!
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#Offtopic
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2 OdpowiedziOfficer- "Do you know why I pulled you over today?" Me- "Because of the dead bodies in the trunk?"
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1 OdpowiedźI don't own a car
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1 OdpowiedźI don't speed
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1 OdpowiedźBecause Fuk da police! ( insert ice cube)
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1 OdpowiedźBecause Donald Trump is trying to be the 2016 president.
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1 OdpowiedźSorry sir. It's just that I tripped on my gun while I was reaching for this crack.
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1 Odpowiedź
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1 OdpowiedźI'm sorry. I just really needed to get out of #destiny. Please forgive me officer
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2 OdpowiedziF*ck you, I'm Batman
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2 OdpowiedziI got here as fast as I could
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1 OdpowiedźOfficer - Sir, how high are you? Me - No officer, it is hi how are you.
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3 Odpowiedzi*pulls out knife* *stabs self* Officer I've been stabbed!
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3 OdpowiedziThis is not the driver you are looking for
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3 OdpowiedziLet me give you a few reasons on why I shouldn't get a ticket. 1 I swear to drunk I am NOT God! B that isn't a bong it is multiple empty bottles of alcohol! And finally Blue my friend just texted me "Bru I got to girls that I just drugged, get here quick." And that is why I should be your next president of North Korea!
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1 OdpowiedźMy girlfriend left me for a cop, you know. I thought you were him and you were trying to give her back, so I floored it.
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1 Odpowiedź
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2 Odpowiedzi"We don't have time for this officer. My name's Commander Shepard, I'm a Spectre. The Reapers won't stand by and wait for me and my team while you give us a speeding ticket."
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1 OdpowiedźI've never laughed so much in a thread before, love it. Good job op.
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2 OdpowiedziHere ( hands you a "get out of jail free" card )
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1 OdpowiedźPlz officer DONT tuch my PIKL
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1 OdpowiedźI can get off with a warning because I'm white.
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1 OdpowiedźThere was no need for you to tailgate me and were therefore in a traffic violation of you own.
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2 OdpowiedziAllegedly. I don't know how fast I was going.
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1 Odpowiedź-blam!- you.
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1 OdpowiedźCause I got a taxi. Where you wanna go?
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1 OdpowiedźWell I've got tickets for Straight Outta Compton so i think we can trade
