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8/24/2015 12:36:38 AM
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I just pulled you over for speeding!
What is your excuse for going over the speed limit and tell me why I shouldn't give you a ticket!?!
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#Offtopic
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2 OdpowiedziDesticles..... Desticles everywhere!
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1 Odpowiedź*throws a donut* Fetch bitch.
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2 Odpowiedzi*farts chloroform*
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2 OdpowiedziI don't have a car.[spoiler]this is all a dream[/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźI don't have a car.
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2 OdpowiedziMy wife's in labor damnit!
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1 OdpowiedźI was running from the destiny forums.
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2 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika Sauceman James: 8/28/2015 11:29:20 AMYou couldn't catch me so this post is invalid. Not an excuse you legitimately could not catch me.
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2 OdpowiedziThank you for pulling me over officer. I was obviously traveling at a speed that put others in danger and need to be punished for my disobedience of the law
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4 OdpowiedziI fart in your general direction! You're mother was a hamster and you're father smelled of elderberries!
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2 Odpowiedzisorry I thought I could go 100 in a 55 and get away with it ;(
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1 OdpowiedźCause you were chasing me
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2 OdpowiedziI know you need a certain amount of tickets month, so I came as fast as I could.
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2 OdpowiedziWell officer...I don't live around here and I didn't see any road signs. *smiles innocently up at the officer* [spoiler]depending on if its a male or a female, if male, I would bat my eyes and be as innocent as possible. If female, act almost normal but go with the 'I don't live here thing'[/spoiler]
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2 OdpowiedziNow, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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2 Odpowiedzi"Sir can you step out of the truck please." "Sorry Ossifer I'm too drunk, you get in. "
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1 OdpowiedźIt's okay officer my dad is in the neighborhood watch rookie mistake
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1 OdpowiedźEdytowany przez użytkownika bucket 911: 8/28/2015 7:51:29 AMno you didn't im sitting in my livingroom in my underwear
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3 OdpowiedziBecause your car has more horse power than my one horse drawn cart. It's not even a horse; it's a mule. gtfo my face pleb.
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2 OdpowiedziOfficer, I'm surprised you don't find it odd a 14 year old is driving a car without supervision. I also don't have my permit on me.
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1 Odpowiedź[i]"The Cops say 'I seen ya swerving, tell me why' , I ain't even gon' lie.."[/i] [spoiler]i'm twact[/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźCode 4, everything clear.
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1 Odpowiedź*Beats and kills officer. Shoots self.*
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2 OdpowiedziBro dispatch just called in a 10-00 don't be pulling me over...
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1 OdpowiedźTo be the reason u still have that job. Ur welcome. Ha
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2 OdpowiedziOfficer- "Do you know why I pulled you over today?" Me- "Because of the dead bodies in the trunk?"
