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8/24/2015 12:36:38 AM
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I just pulled you over for speeding!
What is your excuse for going over the speed limit and tell me why I shouldn't give you a ticket!?!
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#Offtopic
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GODZILLA!!!
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"I have important stuff in the back I need to get home." *Little girl pops out of the duffel bag in the back* "Help me sir! The bad man's gonna—" *Shoves back in duffel bag* "A hundred bucks and you never saw that."
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"She said her parents weren't home officer.."
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Satan took the wheel
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Not again!
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Commisar Corgi: 8/30/2015 10:31:03 PMI have to go save fluffy orphan kittens from a burning kitten orphanage.
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I was speeding because I was underage drunk driving
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If I'm not home in 30 seconds I don't get pussy
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"I am rasian me no know how to drive Ching chong ring rong." *begins eating rice and noodle while watching anime*
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2 OdpowiedziMy wife said if I hurry home, I get a blowjob.
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1 OdpowiedźI'm not even in a vehicle so why have I been pulled over?
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1 OdpowiedźMy wife is about to give birth and we need to get to the hospital. You don't see her evacuee she likes to hide in the trunk.
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1 OdpowiedźIm gonna get sum fuk
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2 OdpowiedziYour shoelace is untied and I had to get here quickly to tell you that
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1 OdpowiedźHow do you pull me over if I'm in my starship?
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2 Odpowiedzi*smoke bomb*
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2 Odpowiedzi
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1 Odpowiedź*hologram dissipates*
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1 OdpowiedźI'm with the Guild. Is this enough to clear my bounty? (58 gold)
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1 Odpowiedź*Fakes death*
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2 OdpowiedziI didn't know you could speed on a tricycle
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1 OdpowiedźI'm white.
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1 OdpowiedźMy wife is currently in the back of the car dying. Can I go now?
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1 OdpowiedźI had to see if it's true sir. Judging by the fact you're not a bomb, I'd say I've been lied to.
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1 OdpowiedźI was late picking up my destiny pre order
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2 OdpowiedziYour my cousin. Actually happened. 95 mph in a 60 mph zone, and no ticket.
