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8/11/2015 8:33:25 PM
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Dafuq did Tess Everis do to get kicked out of the Tower??
Post some funny reasons why Tess got removed from the Tower!
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#Destiny
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she got weaseled :'D
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38 OdpowiedziKicked for inactivity
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She was revealing parts of the story online and the Speaker found out
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She was always too flirty and forthcoming. The tower removed her in fear of being sued for all it's strange coins
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She got pregnant with master rahool.
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14 OdpowiedziShe left for maternity [spoiler]guess who is the father[/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźShe was glimmer dealing...
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1 OdpowiedźWanted 15 bucks an hour..
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1 OdpowiedźShe sacrificed herself for gjallarhorns
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3 OdpowiedziHer game was broken, she couldn't download the update.
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Edytowany przez użytkownika H＆R Glock: 8/16/2015 12:54:07 PMShe glitched into the plaza
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1 OdpowiedźShe had a case of the hiccups
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Edytowany przez użytkownika WireRifle Vandal: 8/16/2015 12:53:38 PMShe got error code centipede. And when she tried to log back on she got weasel.
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2 OdpowiedziShe was secretly selling un-nerfable Gallys to any gaurdians brave enough to venture into the bowels of the Dusk Palace on mars. She is the reason why Xur didn't have an exotic gun in his inventory a few weeks back. She is wanted by the Nine for stealing the last shipment of Gallys. All along we thought that she was a simple NPC who's only directive was to do nothing. Little did we know that she was the head of the largest black market exotic heavy smuggling ring in all of the free universe. [spoiler]Also she was spreading the rumor that Xur had strange [i]groins[/i] [/spoiler]
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She was associated with you
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she was lag switching.
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[Insert Farscape\SG1 Reference Here]
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She got weasled
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She went on vacation with her bestie the queen (Srsly havent seen or heard the queen since i brought her a f**king gatelords head, where is dat woman?)
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She asked the speaker what her job actually was and he was like "I could tell you your job here at the tower, about how one day you might be useful..but this pink slip explains everything so you know no hard feelings" but she will be back after suing the speaker for sexism and wrongful termination. ..
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It's not that she got kicked out, Its that she foresaw the shitstorm that was coming yesterday.
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1 OdpowiedźBaboon.
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Error code: Apple
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2 OdpowiedziHad to go help out the inquisitor for a bit. Hope someone gets this
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She got kicked for not having a ghorn! She must be pissed now that xur sells it. :-D Lol
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1 OdpowiedźShe was caught fuking xur
