For me, it would probably have to be that they take FOREVER in showers and when they use the bathroom. I understand the need to look cute, but does it really take 20 minutes after a 30 minute shower to do so? Some days...[spoiler]Yes, I understand not all women take long showers or take long to look pretty. And for your information, I don't rush my girl. She can have all the time in the world if she pleases.[/spoiler] This is one thing. Guys...Please try to keep it clean and fair. [spoiler]You will get your turn as well girls. Just wait...[/spoiler]
Quote of the day: "Once you understand the nature of something, you understand what it's capable of."
EDIT: If this post gets anymore negative responses, I'm closing it. As much as you and me want to have fun, sometimes people get a little too intense in the comments. Please respect each other.
EDIT: 300 posts! Thanks guys and some gals. I enjoy reading your feedback and trying to relate with each and every one of you! A burger for you:
EDIT: It turns out there are a few feminists in this post. Please do not feed into them, the only thing you are doing is letting them win. They have the right to post whatever they want, it's up to you if you want it to anger or make you feel bad. If you are female, you should not even be here, unless you can handle the things guys will say.
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1 OdpowiedźIt's a very small minority, but western women who claim to be feminists and want equal rights. But then they play the "I'm a girl, you're a guy you should pay" card. I'm not paying because you're a girl. I'm paying because I'm taking you out and want to have a good time without expectations. In relationships, I hate women who don't know what they want. At work I hate entitled women.
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Everything
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4 OdpowiedziCalling the police after I -blam!- them
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Acting like they have it harder than everyone else and think they are the best. Not all do that tho
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Exist [spoiler]jk[/spoiler]
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1 OdpowiedźSelfies with a quote for the caption... I don't know why I find it annoying but I do.
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Being assholes about men, just because they want to be a part of something.
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SCREECHING
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When they approach me with their weapon drawn, or if they shout in public.
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When they cheat on you, divorce you, take all your shit, and most importantly your children that you spend all your time with to be a great father, and then they have to go live with the guy she's cheating on you with.
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3 OdpowiedziMiddle aged women piss me off when they walk into the Cafe I work at. Why? They generally have an annoying entitled attitude and tend to have the most ridiculous requests. We once had a woman order a peanut butter smoothie to only become enraged because she hated peanut butter. Apparently, she didn't know there was peanut butter in the smoothie when she ordered it off of the [b][i][u]Peanut Butter smoothie section.[/u][/i][/b]
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1 OdpowiedźEdytowany przez użytkownika Pyrocatharcis: 8/10/2015 4:27:57 AMSame thing men do: Live.
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Leaving the kitchen
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Edytowany przez użytkownika Ricochet 049: 8/9/2015 6:41:43 PMThey don't all do this but I've met a lot that like to try and tell me how to be a man (when they clearly are so good at it), or that equality means I have to work and pay for their wishes in life. Now there are also a lot of women I like because they are intelligent independent and strong, you can normally tell because they aren't in your face about it, they are reliant on themselves and don't need your acknowledgement. I like when respectable coexistence is the standard rather than one always trying to get above the other.
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5 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika Hostile AKs: 8/9/2015 10:09:55 PMThe reason she is using the in the shower so long is because she turns the shower on so you dont hear her taking a shit and then she takes a shower and it last 45 mins. The more you know
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2 OdpowiedziDont bend far enough (lenny)
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When they say I want this but they really mean I need this
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2 OdpowiedziWhen they can't decide what to eat and I'm steady making suggestions.
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Probably never being able to make clear decisions
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4 OdpowiedziHot - smart - emotionally stable Pick two, only two. Lol
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When they don't swallow
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2 OdpowiedziIf those whores ever say anything bad. Just take some advice from Jarl Balgruuf. [spoiler]Oh really? Listen Well slút im Jarl Balgruuf and I be Ballin Ballin Ballin Ballin Pause (SWAG) Woman im loooord of the rings I'm the Jarl of whiterun Holler if you need me Haters gonna hate Owww Haters gonna hate Owww B!tches gonna hate Your mommas gonna hate Owww Swag Owww Swag Owww Swag Owww Swag Owww Holler if you need me Holler if you need me (Reefer) B!tch[/spoiler]
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2 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika Parad0x: 8/9/2015 7:24:48 PMWhen they bitch.
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5 OdpowiedziWhen you want to go out to dinner, but she can't seem to help you decide which place she wants to go to, or what she feels like eating.