For me, it would probably have to be that they take FOREVER in showers and when they use the bathroom. I understand the need to look cute, but does it really take 20 minutes after a 30 minute shower to do so? Some days...[spoiler]Yes, I understand not all women take long showers or take long to look pretty. And for your information, I don't rush my girl. She can have all the time in the world if she pleases.[/spoiler] This is one thing. Guys...Please try to keep it clean and fair. [spoiler]You will get your turn as well girls. Just wait...[/spoiler]
Quote of the day: "Once you understand the nature of something, you understand what it's capable of."
EDIT: If this post gets anymore negative responses, I'm closing it. As much as you and me want to have fun, sometimes people get a little too intense in the comments. Please respect each other.
EDIT: 300 posts! Thanks guys and some gals. I enjoy reading your feedback and trying to relate with each and every one of you! A burger for you:
EDIT: It turns out there are a few feminists in this post. Please do not feed into them, the only thing you are doing is letting them win. They have the right to post whatever they want, it's up to you if you want it to anger or make you feel bad. If you are female, you should not even be here, unless you can handle the things guys will say.
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Calling the cops
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Claim I'm abusive
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3 OdpowiedziWell I'm only in high school and I have realized that 90% of the girls are vacuums, they suck up every bit of drama in the school. I can't go a single day with out hearing "she called me ugly, I hate her" then they are friends again 30 seconds later or "why did he break up with me?" Also girls are ruthless, they seem to talk behind their "friends" backs 24/7 and they are best friends face to face.
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8 OdpowiedziWell...We reached 509...Who's bringing the Rum tonight?
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9 OdpowiedziWomen are to emotional. I've randomly caught my wife crying. Me: you ok? Wife: ya just felt like crying. Me: wait. What?
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When they tell me to do something and I do it to a T and then proceed to get my ass chewed out for following instructions
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55 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika Churches: 8/9/2015 6:42:15 PMGotta say when women are shallow. I'm not an ugly guy, but I'm certainly not a model; but we chat with no idea of appearances and I'm a funny, intelligent, thoughtful person. See me, then all the sudden the ignore switch is on.
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I hate it when they wear a bra. Ughhhh
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-blam!- people and get away with it, ask for rights they already have, act self entitled, throw tantrums when they don't get their way, think they're the best of the best... Oh, shit. I'm thinking about men.
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5 OdpowiedziWhen they call themselves ugly All the time Annoying -__-
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5 OdpowiedziNothing, women are wonderful beings and I respect them.
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6 OdpowiedziUnnecessary thread is unnecessary. Work on yourself and you won't have time to pick on others problems.
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The "teasing"... they seem to be ready to go, but something changes their mood and they leave you hanging.
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3 OdpowiedziWhen women fish for attention by calling themselves ugly/fat in conversations or over social media. (Worse if they are ugly/fat cuz I don't lie to people)
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3 OdpowiedziThey never seem to... [spoiler] The snow glows white on the mountain tonight Not a footprint to be seen A kingdom of isolation, And it looks like I'm the queen. The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried! Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know Well, now they know! Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore Let it go, let it go Turn away and slam the door! I don't care What they're going to say Let the storm rage on, The cold never bothered me anyway! It's funny how some distance Makes everything seem small And the fears that once controlled me Can't get to me at all! It's time to see what I can do To test the limits and break through No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free! Let it go, let it go I am one with the wind and sky Let it go, let it go You'll never see me cry! Here I stand And here I'll stay Let the storm rage on! My power flurries through the air into the ground My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast I'm never going back, The past is in the past! Let it go, let it go When I'll rise like the break of dawn Let it go, let it go That perfect girl is gone! Here I stand In the light of day Let the storm rage on, The cold never bothered me anyway![/spoiler]
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They don't put the seat up.
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3 OdpowiedziMy wife, my daughters, my mum, my sister and some of female friends all do one thing that bugs the crap out of me. I know other women around the world do it, i've met some and know some men who live with them. Women that stop half way through a sentence and expect you to know the rest.... I couldn't find my car keys a few days ago, my wife cleans things up, she hates mess. I asked her where she put them and she replies "I left them on the .. and then waves her hand to her left ... we have a big house, the rest of the house was to her left, they could have been anywhere. If they don't stop half way through they replace words with utter nonsense. My mum used to leave my school money on the, and I quote, "oozitwhatsit" ... and then expected me to guess what an "oozitwhatsit" is. My daughter went out to a "thingamebob" last weekend and expected me to pick her up. I don't think "thingamebobs" show up on google maps. My sat nav certainly didn't know what one was.
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Bipolarism.
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3 OdpowiedziEdytowany przez użytkownika ChrisBlackham: 8/10/2015 11:55:58 AMAbsolutely anything and everything. They're totally useless. Unless of course their bouncing on my penis, but we all already know this.
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1 OdpowiedźGotta be somewhere at 3 get there at 4 because she takes forever to get ready .... My solution say we gotta be there at 2 ( profit )
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The most annoying thing I have isn't really there fault it when lipstick gets stuck in the drain annoyes me to no end
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Makeup mess in the bathroom. Sometimes I also get annoyed when they blab on and on about nothing, wasting time that could have been better used to make me a sandwich.
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They don't talk to me, my fault though guess that's what you get when you have social anxiety.
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